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Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey

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Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

Canadian Hunter... how do I begin? In a word, this whiskey is divine. Each sip begins with an exquisite, full-bodied smooth flavor that hints at the glory of walnut. As it progresses, the hunter begins to dominate your tastebuds; slightly challenging them, in the way that a perfect sexual partner challenges you, keeping you on your toes and lovingly rewarding you for keeping up with him or her. The finish is exquisite: no manner of adjectives and metaphors will do it justice so I just won't even bother trying to elaborate for fear of severely embarrassing myself in front of all of the internet. It cannot be described, only experienced.

The packaging exudes a confidence and ruggedness that would put John Wayne to shame (I am convinced that these qualities could only be matched by an ACTUAL Canadian Hunter. Even then, I'm not sure if they could keep up with the sheer destructive awesomeness that IS this whiskey.) The dogs symbolize the prospective drinker's relationship with this glorious whiskey: Treat the Hunter right, and they will be a valuable asset, providing companionship, protection, and warmth in the cold, dark Canadian winter. But if you mistreat the Hunter, expect your neck to be torn apart by the whiskey's metaphorical powerful jaws. This is not a whiskey to treat lightly.

Canadian Hunter is best enjoyed directly from the convenient plastic bottle. Mixing anything with The Hunter is ridiculous, really: when you have something that is more or less perfect, it must be enjoyed unadulterated. However, The Hunter is so exquisitely delicious that many mixers actually bring out even more delicious flavors that were tucked away, hidden. The Hunter has many secrets.

Hunter and Cola is a refreshing, delicious treat. Hunter on the rocks, however, brings to mind memories of one's first sexual experience: the giddiness, the curiosity, the unbridled lust, and the sheer ecstasy of that very first orgasm that makes for an experience that you will be chasing your entire life, but will never be topped.

Since I've discovered the Hunter, my life has really turned around. I've dropped ten pounds and become much more successful with women. My beautiful ex wife, whom had left me for a black man due to the fact that I could not satisfy her sexually, visited to pick up the kids the other night. Needless to say, I had already had a few hits of The Hunter. On arrival, she commented that I looked very handsome, and before I could even thank her, she had thrust her hand down my pants and her tongue down my throat. She noted that my penis had grown approximately three inches, and I subsequently brought her to orgasm somewhere between 9 and 14 times in the next three hours. We are currently back together and a happy family again, thanks to The Hunter.

You absolutely cannot go wrong with this incredibile beverage. Scholars believe that The Hunter is actually the closest modern equivalent to the Ambrosia of Greek Myth. The low, low price is really just a ridiculous side benefit: if this whiskey was $900 a bottle, I would still make sure to have a constant supply. Canadian Hunter is my bottom shelf, middle shelf, top shelf, and special occasion whiskey. I actually have had a massive erection throughout the writing of this review caused merely by thinking about it, and just now the simple thoughts have caused an earth-shattering orgasm. Buy this whiskey, drink this whiskey, love this whiskey. It is a life-changing liquor. Cannot recommend it enough!

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Bigd28209
06/14/2009

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

Here in North Carolina a bottle of Crown is 23 dollars and a bottle of special Reserve Crown Royal is 40 dollars. CH is only $7.95 and I really cant tell that much of a difference. Its very smooth and makes a great mixed drink. I have turned all of my friends on to it and now when we play cards we take shots of it instead of Evan williams.

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js2015
03/30/2009

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

Seagrams 7 was giving me some aches and bad hangovers. So I decided to go on a (best buy for the buck) whisky adventure. There were many suggestions floating my way such as.........r&r, black velvet, canadian mist, etc. Nobody suggested Canadian Hunter. The logo looked great, so I bought some. All thrugout my purchases I kept buying random bottles of CH, and came to the reality that it was the best. Today......I would prefer CANADIAN HUNTER over any whisky anywhere, and I have a feeling that it will be that way forever!! In fact im enjoying some CANADIAN HUNTER right now!!

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BIGSACK
01/07/2009

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

I'VE FOOLED MY FRIENDS FOR YEARS WITH THIS BY POURING OUT OF CROWN BOTTLE. VERY GOOD WHISKEY.

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westtxwill
01/03/2009

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

I put my Canadian Hunter in the freezer along side my Crown Royal and once properly chilled I perform blind taste tests on my friends. I have NEVER had ANYONE who was able to tell me which one was which!!! Hunter is a very smoothe and mellow whiskey and I refuse to drink anything else unless I am simply out of Hunter. My favorite way to drink it is straight out of the freezer mixed with Texas Ruby Red Grapefruit on the rocks with a salted rim. Canadian Hunter is a very UNDERATED whiskey.
William West

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clayb88
12/14/2008

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 4

Canadian Hunter absolutely did work on me last night because it is so smooth i couldn't put it down.

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NewtGRMC
10/21/2008

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

I've been enjoying Canadian Hunter for the past 23 years. It is by far the BEST sipping whiskey around. Drink it straight up. You want a mixer, choose anything else. Only $7.75 here in NC. THE premium whiskey in my book.

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CanadianHunter
10/18/2008

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

I officially endorse this product in the name of room 300. I'm contemplating getting a Canadian Hunter tattoo and will be attempting to work for the company for the rest of my life so that I may associate myself with the great Hunter. I have a trophy shelf of downed CH that compares to that of the Hall of Fame. Bottom line...I would pay at LEAST $30 for a fifth, but only have to pay$10. Thanks you Hunter, I am in debt to you.

By the way...does the hunter look like Burt Reynolds to anyone else?

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RJW654
03/22/2008

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

Being a whiskey drinker, I enjoy a good smooth drink. I think Canadian Hunter is one of the best and not a high dollar purchace.

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johngrimm
01/13/2008

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

The BEST for the $$

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Driftercat
01/05/2008

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 3

CH is almost without flavor. Glass of ice, fill near the top with CH, few drops of water, goes right down. I prefer something with a wee bit of bite ot it. I'll stick with my Royal Reserve. But as a Canadian travelling in the US I don't seem to find RR so CH will do just fine.

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jeffduvall1
12/14/2007

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

a clerk told me to try this whiskey, said it compared to crown royal who also makes the canadian hunter brand. This has got to be one of the smoothest whiskeys I have ever drank.. If you have not tried, I think you will be pleasantly surprised. No after taste at all.

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MarmotDigger
11/29/2006

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

In my state-Washington a bottle of this great Whiskey costs $9.95. It's the best bargin in the store. Sooooooth hearty flavor and great aftertaste. It's so smooth that you could really get yourself in a "Pickel" if you know what I mean.

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tcayiajr
11/28/2006

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 3

Canadian Hunter is a good stand by drink for when you want to get real fucked up. As a wise man once noted, "you can get past his dogs, but you will never beat the hunter himself." That is quite true as everytime I've enjaged in mortal combat with a bottle of the old CH the hunter has always got the best of me.

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widgeon
06/15/2006

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 1

I didn't know they put garbage in a bottle and called it whiskey until tasting this ? whatever it is ?

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blaze79
04/12/2006

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

Best Canadian dollar for dollar for the price. All you need if s few cubes. Can pay a lot more and get a lot less. It is hard to find.

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nevadasagehen
03/23/2006

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

Smooth full bodied. Everyone I have introduced to Canadian Hunter loves it and have changed to CH as their first choice. Too bad so few distributors carry it.

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rkerf1774
03/20/2006

Seagrams Canadian Hunter Whiskey 5

great on the rocks and NO heartburn as from bourbon....been drinking it for years

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