So very truly inept that no one would dare call it any good at all.

This was the very worst, the absolute nadir, of Ed Wood's cinematic travesties. Forget "Plan 9." Forget "Jailbait." This one makes "Bride of the Monster" look like "Citizen Kane." It did have its expected share of astonishingly idiotic Ed Wood dialogue, and abysmal acting, but most of it consisted of bored strippers dancing about on the graveyard-set, over and over and over and over again...Just when you think the torture is over, and the movie is about to come to a merciful end, another somnambulent stripper comes prancing out. I've seen plenty of bad movies in my time, but this one was actually physically painful, and soul-shredding, and mind-numbing. To anyone who can sit through this abomination more than once...well, brother (or sister), you're a better person than I am.