DrEntropy 02/17/2006
A mediocre sequel to a great original, C: The Destroyer is notable only for its casting: Wilt Chamberlain as a giant eunuch, and Grace Jones (I think) as Conan's barbarian-woman sidekick... The action scenes are pretty lame, the plot is non-existent and the production values seem lower than the first Conan. Not worth watching.
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CanadaSucks 02/10/2006
This was an action movie with Wilt Chamberlain. Read the last sentence again and try to keep a straight face.
Djahuti 02/10/2006
Not too bad.I used to love the Comic book as a kid.It was pretty funny watching Arnold try to act in that ridiculous wig!
irishgit 11/29/2005
Should have been called "Conan the Annoyer."
oscargamblesfr o 11/29/2005
Terrible sequel to the much better 1979 film. The only things that aren't so bad about it are seeing Wilt in barbarian gear and the Asian guy, the shaman who hangs out with Conan : his real name is Mako, with the incredibly cool voice.It's awful otherwise
kidicarus1 11/28/2005
his arms are over 21 in this film
battleaxeblast er 11/17/2005
This is the fantasy all others are to be compared to! I grow a big rubbery one just thinking of Conan,(Schwarzenegger) and his muscular, bronzed body ripping enemies apart limb from limb! Unmatched swordplay, and comedy! I pissed my pants! Really! GO see it now!
pumpingironlov er 11/17/2005
Conan (schwarzenegger) is the ultimate barbarian in this one as he shows off his sword, fighting, and strength skills. he slays monsters, bends bars (under the waterfall) and fantasizes about beautiful Valeria, and almost hooks up with 18 year old princess. the entire movie she dreams of what lies under arnolds loin cloth (very sexy and romantic) Conan crushes all of his enemies in this one including 7'1" Bombatta (chamberlain) he nearly wets himself when he sees conan coming toward him with his steel sword. watch for conan lifting open the gate as bombatta trys to help so that Malik caN slip inside to lock it off. This is very action packed, its a must see, and you better pray to CRUM that conan the destroyer doesnt come for you next!!!!!!!
tomhanksoncrac k 11/17/2005
The best fantasy i have seen, Arnold (conan) has 20 1/2 in arms 3 inches smaller that olypia but huge. watch for the roll-off, after the horse duel. Bombatta (chamberlain) and Conan team up for an unstoppable force until the end they fight and arnold whoops his ass, even though wilt says that he has slept with over 20,000 woman. Anyway its a five star must see film with all the muscle and wizards you can handle...
cougarbyu24 11/17/2005
Watch out for big wilt the stilt in this one, bombatta and conan pray to different gods but join forces to make a dream team.
tocwelsh 01/04/2005
The movie should be destroyed along with Conan......
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