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When you kill the bad guy, never check to see if it's dead.

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Item added by Jamie McBain. Added on 08/01/2004
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Humorbot
04/08/2008

When you kill the bad guy, never check to see if it's dead. 5

When you could just keep hitting him with the shovel?

Not likely.

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TJGypsy2
05/09/2005

When you kill the bad guy, never check to see if it's dead. 3

I'm mixed on this one, because it seems to me that you can't win either way. If you check to see if he's dead, he grabs you, and if you don't check, he always shows up someplace later, usually when you're naked. Either way, you lose. I'm with most of the people on here, keep on doing damage until there's nothing left.

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kamylienne
05/08/2005

When you kill the bad guy, never check to see if it's dead. 5

I'm with numbah on this one; I wouldn't check to see if he's dead, I'd just reload and give him a few more shots for good measure. Plus, you'd be better off if you either decapitate him or take out his kneecaps.

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PzKpfw VI E
03/21/2005

When you kill the bad guy, never check to see if it's dead. 5

Of course. But, also, after you kill the bad guy, walk away weeping and have one of those Thank god, its all over looks on your face, with a big sigh of relieve.

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Molfan
03/21/2005

When you kill the bad guy, never check to see if it's dead. 5

Never fails in almost every suspense movie. the killer lays there looks to be dead. and the dumb fool victim always walks up to them or turns their back and the bad guy springs up to to kill the victim. Of course usually the victim gets the chance to really kill the bad guy in the end.

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numbah16tdhaha
08/10/2004

When you kill the bad guy, never check to see if it's dead. 5

Put a few more shots in him first.

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rainer21
08/09/2004

When you kill the bad guy, never check to see if it's dead. 5

This is one of the first rules of horror movies. I'll be watching one with my friends and we'll yell no! don't turn your back! If I was ever chased by a psychotic murderer, not only would I shoot him once, but I would bludgeon and stab him repeatidly until I was sure he was dead. Then I'd turn my back and he'd STILL be alive...

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Jamie McBain
08/07/2004

When you kill the bad guy, never check to see if it's dead. 5

Don't to check to see if the bad guy is dead. He isn't. Just run!

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irishgit
08/07/2004

When you kill the bad guy, never check to see if it's dead. 5

Certainly not the first time, or possibly the second or third, depending on how cheesy the director is.

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CastleBee
08/06/2004

When you kill the bad guy, never check to see if it's dead. 5

Because regardless of the severity of his wounds (including decapitation and the removal of his heart and lungs) he is NOT going to die for at least another 20 minutes. And, in addition, he will retain full motor skills and strength until he drops for the last time.

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