Yes Know all of you exits at all times. It is a must because if something comes to life I am going to leave and not pass go.

Specially toys, toys are the devil weapon

Unless its a Disney movie this is a good call.

Normally sure...but there's a slight chance it's just Gilbert Gottfried voicing a commercial...

Also, kill the door.

I agree with the advice, but it seems to me that most of the time, by the time things start moving, you aren't ABLE to leave the house anymore. Fortunately, there's usually warning signs before you get to this point. Little things like blood running down walls, doors that slam themselve, mysterious accidents. A really good clue is if you got an unbelievable price on the house, too.

When inanimate objects are being elevated to the status of characters then it's not only time to leave the house; it's time to vacate the theater. As a child I was a fan of Lost in Space - until they landed on a planet with walking talking veggies with little phaser guns. Talk about jumping the shark. Even bored pre-teens have their standards.

When my teenage son starts moving, I'm usually in too much shock to do anything.

Good idea.

Chuckie will still find me wherever I go. Cringe.

Downside, there maybe killer inanimate objects outside too, just like in Maximum Overdrive.

Yeah, good call. Once dolls start talking, either A) Stop smoking whatever you're smoking, or B) Get out of your house.