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If you smoke, take off your clothes, do drugs, or have sex, you'll probally get killed.

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Item added by Jamie McBain. Added on 08/01/2004
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XAgent
04/10/2008

If you smoke, take off your clothes, do drugs, or have sex, you'll probally get killed. 5

A one way ticket for sure.

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oscargamblesfr o
04/08/2008

If you smoke, take off your clothes, do drugs, or have sex, you'll probally get killed. 3

I guess William Bradford and John Winthrop must have made the first horror film in Puritan Massachusetts in 1633...

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numbah16tdhaha
04/06/2008

If you smoke, take off your clothes, do drugs, or have sex, you'll probally get killed. 5

Nudity and substances are a sure ticket to being the slashers next mark. If you do all three there is no way you are getting to the sequel.

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Molfan
04/06/2008

If you smoke, take off your clothes, do drugs, or have sex, you'll probally get killed. 3

usually true. the girl walking around without a top for no reason at all gets killed pretty quick.

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irishgit
10/17/2004

If you smoke, take off your clothes, do drugs, or have sex, you'll probally get killed. 5

There is certainly a high level of puritanism in horror movies.

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CanadaSucks
08/10/2004

If you smoke, take off your clothes, do drugs, or have sex, you'll probally get killed. 5

A true cinematic cliche. Too bad it didn't hold true for me! If you smoke, take off your clothes, do drugs, or have sex, you'll probally have a kick-ass rockin' time and be a well-adjusted, philanthropic, educated adult!

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Jamie McBain
08/07/2004

If you smoke, take off your clothes, do drugs, or have sex, you'll probally get killed. 5

Wanna stay alive? Don't do drugs or have sex, movie killers hate people (epecially teenagers) who have sex or do drugs.

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CastleBee
08/06/2004

If you smoke, take off your clothes, do drugs, or have sex, you'll probally get killed. 4

Hmmm, well, I hadn't really thought about this but, yes, I do see it. How odd that I missed such a major morality clause in modern-horror film victimhood.

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