| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | The Wolfinator [Texas... (0)
07/01/2008 | If you were good, this wouldn't be so bad as you'd be with Jesus. Otherwise...
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 | The Lady Vendetta (0)
06/27/2008 | i'm not a big believer in that, i believe in different parts of every religion.
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 | Antoinette946 (0)
06/23/2008 | Sounds nice.............
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 | Loerke (46)
06/22/2008 | Sounds ideal to me, since heaven is what we imagine it to be;
Save some tequila and some kisses from beautiful women for me.
Dream on ...
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 | Brenden (1)
06/19/2008 | Hey, I'm going to heaven first class this way.
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 | Oo Michelle oO (1)
06/19/2008 | Except that it's all fairy tale.
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 | Michaelsgirlforever (1)
06/18/2008 | Its stupid because its not real
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 | Mecha Becca™ Loves Ian (0)
06/17/2008 | this seems pretty sweet but i'd have to see it first to rate it higher.
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 | bri. [[i bite. tehe]]... (0)
06/16/2008 | i didnt feel like really reading all of it..
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 | myspace-382741253 (0)
06/15/2008 | dont know. never heard of it
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 | ~k.dees ~N~ j.dees~ {... (0)
06/15/2008 | That will be magical!!
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 | Lui$ (Is In D.R. From... (0)
06/12/2008 | Hell nah. Unless I go to heaven, which I don't think I would.
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 | cooperasd99 (0)
06/11/2008 | that would suck ass.....i still didn't get to kill some1 that would suck
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 | Steven495 (0)
06/11/2008 | BS. I've read the bible, no rapture is supported. Read the entire bible not just little scriptures here and there.
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 | Life is but a lie &he... (0)
06/10/2008 | Nice...becoming an angel.....that would be nice.....only if i had black wings
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 | FranksWildYears (47)
06/09/2008 | I suppose it would be OK if it was painless and smooth.
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 | Anthony447 (0)
06/08/2008 | Would be cool to watch, but.... I might not like where i will end up going.
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 | wildflower--179 days&... (0)
06/08/2008 | i like this death
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 | myspace-65280043 (0)
06/08/2008 | if im saved then its the best way...if im damned...then its the worst way 2 die
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 | Only God Can Judge Me (0)
06/08/2008 | i had a dream that happened to me then i woke up
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 | hannah banana! (0)
06/08/2008 | ok so it's heavenly... i think
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 | Scrimmy (0)
06/08/2008 | I personally dont believe this stuff but id be fine with it
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 | myspace-204260366 (0)
06/08/2008 | I say this is a 3 because well just yeah
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 | Cam (Better as a Memo... (0)
06/08/2008 | don't know too much about this one
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 | Carrie aka "mysu... (0)
06/08/2008 | I didn't know this could happen...and while I am not a believer...it might make someone believe, if it COULD happen, which it cannot.
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 | &&lulu™ (0)
06/07/2008 | alright i'm not sure what this is.
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 | Frankie? - ¿?i?u??? (0)
06/05/2008 | Sounds fake
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 | myspace-365158273 (0)
06/04/2008 | Out of all possible ways to die this would have to be the best!
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 | ? [{( Lovin The Muzik... (0)
06/04/2008 | ....... wtf? You don't go to Hell... <=[
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 | myspace-100316808 (0)
06/04/2008 | YEP This is nuber 1
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| myspace-242493803 (0)
06/03/2008 | You know were your going
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 | myspace-104453585 (0)
06/03/2008 | cause im die ing 4 god
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| myspace-334688137 (0)
06/02/2008 | Don't believe in Christianity.
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 | ♠Kottonmouth P... (0)
06/02/2008 | not religious
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 | Gold Dragon (0)
06/02/2008 | Dumb!!!!!!!!!
I can't begin to describe how annoying this would be.
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 | ♥He loves me!!... (0)
06/02/2008 | idk im not reading it all!!!
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 | leah585 (0)
06/02/2008 | dont even know what this is
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 | Funeral EmPYRE (0)
06/02/2008 | FUCK CHRISTIANITY!!!!
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| Inkler (0)
06/01/2008 | hell no again i die when i die
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 | Marcus :| (0)
06/01/2008 | How do you die exactly? but this sounds pleasant
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 | ♥Savanna&heart... (0)
06/01/2008 | that would freak me out !
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| myspace-62742851 (0)
06/01/2008 | I'm not much for religion
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 | myspace-249157053 (0)
06/01/2008 | THIS DOESNT HAPPEN
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 | SicksasthaCeltics (0)
05/31/2008 | not christian buddy
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 | Love Lipe (0)
05/31/2008 | I don't belive in such a way.
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 | myspace-187617662 (0)
05/31/2008 | nooooooooooooooo
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 | Kristin118 (0)
05/31/2008 | Definitely. But y can't our pets come 2?
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 | Jay937 (0)
05/31/2008 | because god will be there waiting for you
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 | Cuckoodizzymonkey (0)
05/31/2008 | no this is the best TOTALLY
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| myspace-376992534 (0)
05/30/2008 | this is amazing ay because ou r sacrifising urself for go and u r going 2 jpoin him
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| myspace-147641226 (0)
05/29/2008 | Not Bad.....
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 | minda. (0)
05/29/2008 | 1. i don't beleive in god. 2. it'd be sweet if that really happened.
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 | Ted189 (0)
05/29/2008 | but it aint gunna happen
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 | frogio (47)
05/28/2008 | What?!?! And, the whole time I thought the Hokey-Pokey was what it was all about. Geeze...maybe the Christians should loosen up a bit and throw in the odd accordion lead break in their Sunday morning hymns. After all, when it comes time for the fire and brim stone:
You put your right hand in, You put your right hand out, You put your right hand in, And you shake it all about,
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around That what it's all about......
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 | georges11 (16)
05/27/2008 | That's what it's all about isn't it?
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 | Ridgewalker (47)
05/21/2008 | Jewish people don't grow up learning about this...but then again, you guys don't get chocolate covered Halvah....
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 | irishgit (135)
05/21/2008 | I suspect that if any such list exists, I ain't on it. Thank God......
UPDATE (after reading lmorovans review, repeated in italics below)
Many will die during the rapture, and will be tragic deaths. Christian pilots will vanish in thin air from a jumbo jet full of people at 20,000 feet altitude, Christian bus drivers will vanish from a full bus at 60 miles per hour, thousands of Christians drivers will disappear leaving their cars driverless on the fast lane, the list is big. You will not enjoy being left behind.
- What a charming view of God some people have. A capricious arsehole who makes a point of jerking a few anointed souls to his throne, while condemning hundreds of thousands to frightening, brutal deaths.
Thanks for reinforcing my convictions in my own beliefs, LM.
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 | lmorovan (10)
05/21/2008 | Many will die during the rapture, and will be tragic deaths. Christian pilots will vanish in thin air from a jumbo jet full of people at 20,000 feet altitude, Christian bus drivers will vanish from a full bus at 60 miles per hour, thousands of Christians drivers will disappear leaving their cars driverless on the fast lane, the list is big. You will not enjoy being left behind.
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 | magellan (152)
05/20/2008 | Sounds awesome, albeit unlikely.
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 | MissPackRat4Jesus (38)
05/20/2008 | Actually, it's a new beginning. The beginning of eternal life. And eternity is a long time....
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 | Automatt (27)
05/20/2008 | The spread of rapture theology, currently the most popular among evangelical and fundamentalist Christians, promises that you can get to heaven without dying!
Is it consistent with New Testament theology? Probably not. It wasn't "discovered" until the 19th century.
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 | CanadaSucks (45)
05/20/2008 | No adult versions of Santa Claus, thank you. . .
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 | DynaSword11252 (21)
05/20/2008 | Amen to LJF review, anyway, I am looking for this event daily now, I hope it is soon, I know this ol boy is a sinner saved by grace, I am ready to leave this present evil world.
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 | LadyJesusFan777 (32)
05/20/2008 | I don't know how rapture made it in this particular list since it does
not mean death. Christians will know what rapture means.
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 | Donovan (127)
05/20/2008 | If your raptured you won't die, but this is my choice when it comes to leaving this old world.
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 | ??Full of Wonder and ... (0)
05/20/2008 | id be scared to meet Jesus cuz id be afraid that i hadnt really been faithful to him so he mite send me to hell...i want my whole life to serve him...
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 | GenghisTheHun (167)
03/28/2008 |  One of my neighbors came over and asked if I would take care of her cat when she is Raptured. I told her, as a coincidence, that I was on the way to ask her to take care of Fido when Martha and I are raptured.
You should have seen the look on her face! Actually I don't think you are supposed to die when you are raptured. I was watching Hal Lindsey on the tube speaking about the Rapture to an audience. Some lady jumped up with a good question about a possible loophole in the entire Rapture--Dispensationalist theory. The Fundies, Dispensationalists, Raptureites and others of that stripe do not believe in Baptism until you are able to make a decision to be saved. That usually means, about the age of a teenager for most normal people. Well lets's say mom and dad have three tykes, ages 1, 3, and 5, and the children have not been saved, or other conversion processes that come along in this area,--are the children left hehind? Good question. Hal gave a non-Biblical answer. He stated that the children would be Raptured along with the parents, or else the parents would want to go back. Where is that found in the Bible? Also, that must mean that the parents are not dead as they can make that decision. The Dispensationalists need to massage the Rapture Theory.
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 | TeresaG (29)
03/28/2008 | The Rapture,as Dynasword says, WILL happen. I just really hope that I am not around for it and have already found my place in Heaven. Unfortunately, the events prior to Rapture are the ones I would like to avoid.
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 | drkseph (4)
02/10/2008 | Well the good news is, if rapture comes, I'll get my christian neighbors TV.
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 | ugtr (7)
09/30/2007 | This technically isn't a way to die. Being raptured doesn't entail death, as far as we know. Incidentally, I think this would be a great way to end life on earth.
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