One of the biggest pieces of sh** I have ever seen. Excruciating.

Aliens take over the Earth and enslave mankind in order to mine gold. Why gold? Gold may be valueable but as a metal it's almost junk. Maybe I fell asleep while they were explaining this. But what I thought was even lamer was the fact that these humans didn't know what a triangle was but they were able to find a nuclear bomb and devise a way to use it to destroy the enemy.

John Revolting, er, Travolta, attempts to send a valentine to the L. Ron Hubbard, Church of Sceintology, awful novel. This is trully horrible. I hope you didn't pay to see it on the big screen!