i love that song but i like my version better:"chipmunks roasting on an open fire, sasquach stepping on your toes, yuletide carolers being beaten with wire by folks dressed up like eskimos. everybody knows some matches and some kerosene will burn (insert name)and (insert name) bright.tiny tots with their eyes filled with tears will find it hard to sleep tonight (due to nightmares). they know that Hitler's on his way......"(and i kind of forgot the rest...)

Melvin Howard Tome's lyrics blend magically in this favorite Tormé-Wells song. "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose Yuletide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like eskimos "Everybody knows some tofu and some mistletoe Help to make the season bright Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow Will find it hard to sleep tonight "They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of toys And goodies on his sleigh And every mother's child is gonna spy To see if reindeer really know how to fly "And so, I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety-two Although its been said Many times, many ways Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas to.. You!"

One of my favorite Classic Christmas songs. Makes you feel sweet and cozy.

An absolute favorite.

This is a true classic Christmas song that I really enjoy. This is a song that helps you recall memories of the past and allows you to relax and enjoy the good times of the Christmas season.

This is the "Christmas Song." There is a wicked parody outstanding and I can only remember part of it. Christians roasting on an open fire Lions nibbling at their toes Pagan carols being sung by a choir While Romans raffle off their clothes Everybody knows when Nero plays his violin All of Rome will be a-glow (I forgot the rest) The parody ends "Hare Krishna to you."