Little Drummer Boy 2

I hear this so much that I'll go postal soon. I like the parody much better: "Hum they told me And so I must hum I have an ugly voice And so I must hum And I don't know the words And so I must hum It seems I have no choice And so I must hum Hum till I'm numb Hummy, hum hum So to annoy them I stick out my tongue When I hum Joined the choir They told me to hum And when I feel inspired Remind me to hum They hid my chorale books And so I must hum They give me dirty looks And so I must hum Hum till I'm numb Hummy, hum hum Shall I sing for you? Would you like that some? Or just hum? Singing lessons They still make me hum She'll give me failing grades Unless I just hum My teacher plugs her ears And tells me to hum I practiced for two years She still makes me hum Humming's no fun Hummy, hum hum Others get to sing I wonder how come Me, I just hum"