Beer Guts

Personally, I wish I could get rid of the relatively modest one I have.

Not for me, Im not in the greatest shape, but I try to work out my abs 3 times a week.

Beer guts disgust me. Get on the floor and do sit-ups, for heaven's sake.

It's the only thing I own that's entirely bought and paid for.

Usually a sign of a lazy slob. I'm a perfect example.