LastMessenger3 12/17/2006
...or on the big plush toy in the middle of the room. Ay-ay-ay
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93century 01/06/2006
My cat just sits on my lap.
HistoryFan 12/05/2005
I never experienced this. To see this happen would be both gross and funny at the same time. Reminds me of one of the last scenes of the movie "Best in Show." UPDATE: This would never happen if the dog had been fixed.
Flick01 12/05/2005
Don't......pet......the dog. He'll boo-boo all over your shoe. He ain't been fixed, And he knows some tricks, That'll sure make a fool out of you. Don't......pet......the dog. He gets it confused with romance. Just leave him alone, Or the next thing you know, He'll be asking your ankle to dance. (Pinkard and Bowden)
irishgit 12/05/2005
If the guest is one of the "weird relatives", maybe the two of them could share a cigarette afterwards.
numbah16tdhaha 12/05/2005
Just give Fido a pillow or something.
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