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The family dog takes out his loneliness on a guests leg

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Added on 12/05/2005
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LastMessenger3
12/17/2006

The family dog takes out his loneliness on a guests leg 4

...or on the big plush toy in the middle of the room. Ay-ay-ay

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93century
01/06/2006

The family dog takes out his loneliness on a guests leg 1

My cat just sits on my lap.

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HistoryFan
12/05/2005

The family dog takes out his loneliness on a guests leg 1

I never experienced this. To see this happen would be both gross and funny at the same time. Reminds me of one of the last scenes of the movie "Best in Show." UPDATE: This would never happen if the dog had been fixed.

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Flick01
12/05/2005

The family dog takes out his loneliness on a guests leg 2

Don't......pet......the dog. He'll boo-boo all over your shoe. He ain't been fixed, And he knows some tricks, That'll sure make a fool out of you. Don't......pet......the dog. He gets it confused with romance. Just leave him alone, Or the next thing you know, He'll be asking your ankle to dance. (Pinkard and Bowden)

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irishgit
12/05/2005

The family dog takes out his loneliness on a guests leg 1

If the guest is one of the "weird relatives", maybe the two of them could share a cigarette afterwards.

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numbah16tdhaha
12/05/2005

The family dog takes out his loneliness on a guests leg 5

Just give Fido a pillow or something.

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