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"My dad can beat up your dad."

Classic childhood boast.
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Added on 12/12/2005
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irishgit
01/09/2009

"My dad can beat up your dad." 3

I went to school with a kid whose dad had boxed professionally, then went on to a mediocre career as a wrestler and (rumor had it) did a little "collection work" for some local hoodlums.

No one, absolutely no one, said this to that kid.

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LadyJesusFan77 7
01/09/2009

"My dad can beat up your dad." 3

This statement is childish, and I certainly can't imagine anybody but a child saying this. Can you picture an adult telling another adult "my dad can beat up your dad"?

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callitdownthel ine75
01/09/2009

"My dad can beat up your dad." 4

My response to 'My dad can beat up your dad' would have been, "But my Dad doesn't fight retards like yours."

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