My answer to the fairy who promises to touch me with her magic wand for immediate transformation: "I'd like to be my favorite version of myself."
I wonder what will happen if she performs her trick. Will I be able to perform as a female version of Captain Smollett from Treasure Island or will I prefer my present performance to anything else?
Both outcomes would be a substantial improvement.
Update: I detected a flaw in my thinking. The improvement offered by a fulfilment of my wish would only refer to either my performance or my well-being. As I want both improved I suppose I should vote for "optimal version".
I wonder if I'd lose weight in the magic process.