James76255 11/23/2008
With all due respect to the other two, Jessica Alba is the easy choice here. In fact, if I were married to Jessica Alba I would find some way of making her my mistress too. Not sure how that would work, but it would be great.
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FranksWildYear s 05/26/2008
I'll go with Jessica Alba - girlfriend; Beyonce Knowles - mistress; and Kelly Hu - wife. Thanks for the generous offer.
irishgit 05/26/2008
Tough choice. I think I'd have to take each of them out for a test drive before making a final decision.
Come to think of it, it might take several test drives to narrow it down.
oscargamblesfr o 05/26/2008
Any heterosexual male on this site who isn't a deacon in the Forty Third Alphabits Congregation Church in Gopher's Labia, Tennessee who says he wouldn't want to come home and find these three in his bedroom just starting a dyke- athon lacks an imagination and is also a liar and a fraud , and not the good kind of liars and frauds- and should be sent to the Crab Nebula at once..... Oh all right, just one choice- I'll take Knowles..
BlueOrchid 11/22/2006
Jessica Alba IS a hottie. I'd choose her over the other two.
LastMessenger3 11/18/2006
All three, alternating every night.
gollygwiz 01/21/2006
Jessica Alba....I'm not a lesbian, but she is hot.
OutsideBlitz 12/22/2005
Based on looks, I'd pick Jessica Alba as my girlfriend. I don't know anything about her other than her beautiful looks.
numbah16tdhaha 12/22/2005
Anybody who knows a thing about me can see where this is going. Gimme Jessica Alba!
ClassicTVFan47 12/21/2005
Jessica Alba!
daedalus 12/21/2005
Kelly Who?
souljunkie 12/21/2005
Wife would be Jessica baby! Girlfriend would be Kelly. Beyonce, she gets the call for mistress because we would not have a lot in common other than sex.
zuchinibut 12/21/2005
My top 3 choices would be Carmen Electra or Jessica Simpson, but out of these 3 I think I would have to settle for Jessica Alba.
SZinHonshu 12/21/2005
It would genuinely pain me to voluntarily walk away from Alba, but experience has taught me that Asian women are commonly the better choice (when said choice is provided). Therefore, I'd take Kelly Hu.
PzKpfw VI E 12/21/2005
Not one person in the history of RateItAll has ever looked at a question along these lines and it explained it so well as Wavebacker just did. Most would simply see the question in an inmature manner, but he actually finds his answer on a well sorted path. Applauds. If only I would begin to take RateItAll more seriously (Jessica Alba, because, uh, she's got a great rack.) Perfect New Years Resolution though.
frogio 12/21/2005
Come to daddy, Jessica.
Wavebacker 12/21/2005
Something tells me Beyonce would be a difficult Girlfriend so she'd be the Mistress. The sex would be great and I would'nt have to see her all the time. Kelly Hu I hardly know. She seems fine to go out with, hang out with, take out when you need a date etc....Girlfriend Material. Jessica Alba you marry. She's gorgeous with a great body. She's a star , but not a huge one (yet) meaning you get the total package with her - looks, money, status. That would be my Wife.
traderboy 12/21/2005
I'd have Kelly Hu as my wife (she's the most staid of the lot, and would present that facade of "conservative respectability" I keep hearing so much about); I'd have Beyonce Knowles as my mistress (she'd sing, she'd dance, she'd become a symphony in the hands of the maestro!); and I'd have Jessica Alba as my girlfriend (as the most physically-fit of the three, she'd keep me active enough to contend with the rigors of having a wife, a mistress, and a girlfriend). Media frenzies being what they are, this'd only last for about two weeks (but I've heard you can pack a lifetime of memories into a span of two weeks).
LanceRoxas 12/21/2005
Jessica Alba with Beyonce a close second. (sorry Fern they're both on my list)
Drummond 12/21/2005
Jessica Alba because she's the only name I recognize. I'm sure they're all hot though.
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