| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | FranksWildYears (48)
05/26/2008 | I'll go with Jessica Alba - girlfriend; Beyonce Knowles - mistress; and Kelly Hu - wife. Thanks for the generous offer.
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 | irishgit (138)
05/26/2008 | Tough choice. I think I'd have to take each of them out for a test drive before making a final decision.
Come to think of it, it might take several test drives to narrow it down.
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 | oscargamblesfro (76)
05/26/2008 | Any heterosexual male on this site who isn't a deacon in the Forty Third Alphabits Congregation Church in Gopher's Labia, Tennessee who says he wouldn't want to come home and find these three in his bedroom just starting a dyke- athon lacks an imagination and is also a liar and a fraud , and not the good kind of liars and frauds- and should be sent to the Crab Nebula at once..
... Oh all right, just one choice- I'll take Knowles..
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 | BlueOrchid (41)
11/22/2006 | Jessica Alba IS a hottie. I'd choose her over the other two.
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 | LastMessenger3 (40)
11/18/2006 | All three, alternating every night.
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 | OutsideBlitz (10)
12/22/2005 | Based on looks, I'd pick Jessica Alba as my girlfriend. I don't know anything about her other than her beautiful looks.
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 | numbah16tdhaha (147)
12/22/2005 | Anybody who knows a thing about me can see where this is going. Gimme Jessica Alba!
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 | ClassicTVFan47 (36)
12/21/2005 | Jessica Alba!
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| souljunkie (20)
12/21/2005 | Wife would be Jessica baby! Girlfriend would be Kelly. Beyonce, she gets the call for mistress because we would not have a lot in common other than sex.
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 | zuchinibut (36)
12/21/2005 | My top 3 choices would be Carmen Electra or Jessica Simpson, but out of these 3 I think I would have to settle for Jessica Alba.
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 | SZinHonshu (44)
12/21/2005 | It would genuinely pain me to voluntarily walk away from Alba, but experience has taught me that Asian women are commonly the better choice (when said choice is provided). Therefore, I'd take Kelly Hu.
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 | PzKpfw VI E (27)
12/21/2005 | Not one person in the history of RateItAll has ever looked at a question along these lines and it explained it so well as Wavebacker just did. Most would simply see the question in an inmature manner, but he actually finds his answer on a well sorted path.
Applauds.
If only I would begin to take RateItAll more seriously (Jessica Alba, because, uh, she's got a great rack.)
Perfect New Years Resolution though.
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 | frogio (47)
12/21/2005 | Come to daddy, Jessica.
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 | Wavebacker (25)
12/21/2005 | Something tells me Beyonce would be a difficult Girlfriend so she'd be the Mistress. The sex would be great and I would'nt have to see her all the time.
Kelly Hu I hardly know. She seems fine to go out with, hang out with, take out when you need a date etc....Girlfriend Material.
Jessica Alba you marry. She's gorgeous with a great body. She's a star , but not a huge one (yet) meaning you get the total package with her - looks, money, status. That would be my Wife.
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 | traderboy (25)
12/21/2005 | I'd have Kelly Hu as my wife (she's the most staid of the lot, and would present that facade of "conservative respectability" I keep hearing so much about); I'd have Beyonce Knowles as my mistress (she'd sing, she'd dance, she'd become a symphony in the hands of the maestro!); and I'd have Jessica Alba as my girlfriend (as the most physically-fit of the three, she'd keep me active enough to contend with the rigors of having a wife, a mistress, and a girlfriend). Media frenzies being what they are, this'd only last for about two weeks (but I've heard you can pack a lifetime of memories into a span of two weeks).
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 | LanceRoxas (40)
12/21/2005 | Jessica Alba with Beyonce a close second. (sorry Fern they're both on my list)
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 | Drummond (54)
12/21/2005 | Jessica Alba because she's the only name I recognize. I'm sure they're all hot though.
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