Reality Show Geek is out.

As to the other two, I 'm not big on wearing ugly clothes while somebody else carries my stuff.

So can someone send me details on what kind of dental coverage 401k's and pension benefits I get with hitman.

All lousy choices with a potential pay day, but I'd have to go with hitman. All three would require a good week's worth of preparation, but in the end, the hitman is the only one likely to have made any kind of a difference...which says a lot about the other two. On the other hand, you can quit playing golf, or walk off the set any time you want to...

Ya know what the problem with being a hit man is, you can't just go out and eliminate anyone you want.  You actually have to check in at the office and pick up your assignment and meet a deadline.  There's probably even a pile of paperwork you have to do after a hit to complete the record keeping.  It's not all fun and games like it sounds.

Is reality show contestant a career now a day? Given the choices, I'd go with pro golfer. Having fun while working, and making money the same time seems like a good idea, unless someone will pay me more money to be on a variety of reality shows then I'd do that too.

none of them actually. I could almost never be a hitman. a for golfer I would be lousy at. as much as I would hate being on a realily show. if it were a one time thing I guess i could deal with making an ass of myself. as long as it is not too bad. guess it depends on what kind of reality show it is.

Well, let's see...
I couldn't stand to play gold, I can't even stand looking at a course after living in this city (Naples, Fla)...I couldn't kill anyone for any amount of money.

As much as I hate attention, I'd sooner be on tv than do any of the other choices.

Oh,boy-you mean I gotta rub people out to avoid ending up on Survivor or a Golf Course?!

Being a sniper who only goes after "reality"-show contestants and/or professional golfers IS tempting, but the stress would be overwhelming (I'd use half of my fees for analysts and Pepto-Bismol). I'm a decent golfer now, so if I spent more time playing seriously, I probably could make a career out of it (some of those duffers shoot lousy and STILL squeak out a low six-figure income; it's all about sponsors and making the cuts). Better to be a killer on the links than a wanted fugitive or a five-minute media whore.

Being good enough to play Golf Professionally has got to be the best "Job" ever. Playing a Sport and making good money. Being a celebrity athlete and playing Golf four times a week? Are you kidding?!?!?! People retire so they can play Golf in warm weather and be outdoors all day. You dont need to be a super athlete and you dont even need to be in top shape. Hell, you can drink and smoke and play Golf. Dream Job for sure !

Ugh. Man. If that's all I had to choose from, I must have hit rock bottom! But, out of the three: "Hitman" is ruled out automatically, I don't like killing bugs, I can't imagine killing a person. Golf is so dreadfully boring for me that I'd never get to "pro" status. I guess that, unfortunately, leaves me "Reality Show Contestant" as the only option. But can I at least pick the reality show?