fuck yea

About the only thing I might try is switching back to contacts to lose my shades, if I can convince my eye allergies to behave. Otherwise, I don't see a point to blowing a lot of money to alter my look.

There are some days when I wish I looked exactly like Jessica Simpson. But then, I wouldn't get a whole lot done, would I?

I don't know how many times I've been checked out at the mall, at college, or at bus stops. It pisses me off that people tend to be shallow by nature. Sometimes I wish I could change my looks but wishing won't do diddly squat. My looks are what make me unique, sorry to sound cliche. If we all could change our looks I'm sure we all would look the same or close to it.

I'm kind of used to the whole Phantom of the Opera look (just kidding). I'd probably get tired of beating women off with a stick if I were that handsome.

yes it would be nice if I could be beautiful. It has been made so clear that pretty is everything. this plain jane wishes she could be pretty. kind of pathetic since looks should NOT be that important.

Frogio's theme song: Oh Lord It's hard to be humble When your perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better lookin' each day To know me is to love me I must be a helluva man Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doin' the best that I can I used to have a girlfriend But I guess she just couldn't compete With all of these love starved women Who keep clamoring at my feet Well, I probably could find me another But I guess they're all in awe of me Who cares...I never get lonesome 'Cause I treasure my own company I guess you could say I'm a loner A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd Some folks say that I'm egotistical Hell, I don't even know what that means I guess it has somethin' to do with the way That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans -Mac Davis

I think I just had a shot taken at me! I might want to be a bit better, but I got the hook up for those guys out there that get no play. Join the Marines. That uniform bumps up any man's chances. The tragic have a shot, the average become real contenders, and the contenders like me can do unbelievable things. Those even better than I may need bodyguards.

Lord yes. I'm sick of it! For once I'd just love to be an average looking guy rather than the stuff of female fantasies. Do you have any idea how oppressive it gets being hit on by all the females on RIA leaving their phone numbers and promises of enjoyable sexual favors in my in box? I'm not a piece of meat, don't you respect my mind? I tell ya, numbah, GTH, Wavebacker, you guys have no idea how great you've got it!

I know how you feel VFern. Sometimes I wish that all the guys in school and everywhere would look at me and go "Man, she's hott" instead of me having to walk by all these other, much more beautiful girls and here the guys say that about them, and never look at me sideways. I know it may sound shallow, but it's something I think about 90 percent of girls go through. There's always the one guy you wish would look at you, and there's always the one girl that's they're gonna look at, and usually, it's not going to be you. I know that I look the way I look for a reason, and I know that God planned it out that way. I do believe I'm beautiful, but I just wish that some certain guys could see that as well.

I wouldn't mind being 6'4 245lb's of raw muscle... (and of course playing inside linebacker for the NY JETS)... or maybe stealing some of Brad Pitt's genetics.. But I mean, as I tell my fiancee all the time... I am a stud muffin as is... right Fern? (as I shove my hand down my pants on the couch like Al Bundy) LOL