Maybe have them play a flag football game. At least it would be kind of fun. Football is such a team game, and they most football players show off is when they score a touchdown. It's just catching, tackling, blocking, positioning, jumping... I'd rather watch All-Star Tennis or All-Star Polo or something. Hmm... Vince Wilfork and Flozell Adams on horses... Football's too slow a game. You can't slam dunk, shoot threes, hit a 450 foot homerun, throw a wicked curve, sitckhandle a guy out of his skates or make a big save in net. They just throw and run without intensity. No game plan, no stategy, no big plays, no consistancy, no big games, no thinking, no team, no body cares. They just want to look at and listen to the players talk anyways.

I've never seen the point of playing a game under the rules of the pro-bowl.

It is the equivalent of forcing pitchers in the baseball all-star game to lob the ball underhanded, or play with nerf balls.