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Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin)

Item added by CherrySoda99. Added on 01/23/2006
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14 Reviews

lisa1995
10/26/2008

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 1

What's next? Cherry? Orange? Banana? Grape?

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munkee04
04/23/2008

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 2

they dont think of the future they just think of right there and then....When she grows up she'll be telling her mom, why do i have a different name like Apple, when my brother has a normal name like Moses...poor kids!

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angel6
11/07/2007

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 1

i think she's going for a fruit salad.  Peaches, Nectarine, and Berries are next.  They named her Apples because it sounded sweet, yeah, well so does sugar.

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phoenix1982
05/21/2007

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 5

  I think it's a cute name, there are people out there called Peaches or Rose and when those names were first used I'm sure people thought they were weird.

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JuicyCouture43 3
01/14/2007

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 5

ok so whats the second one? avacado? kumquat?

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cheleylaine
07/30/2006

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 5

never never name a child after a fruit

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zuchinibut
01/26/2006

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 5

I get it...you are artists and have to be different. But Apple? It sounds like you just looked around your kitchen after going into labor and decided on a name...put some more thought into it please.

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minkey
01/26/2006

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 4

I can't figure out why some celebrities decide on these names. Maybe it's to draw attention to their own career, but that doesn't seem fair to little Apple who had no say in the matter. Maybe they want their child, who is born rich and famous, to be able to develop a strong character and sense of humor when other kids ridicule the name. Or maybe just like odd names, who knows.

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BlueOrchid
01/26/2006

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 5

Perhaps she had a craving.

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trebon1038
01/26/2006

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 3

ok, I think the second one will be "Plum" or "Pear"...just a gut feeling.

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FranksWildYear s
01/26/2006

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 1

There's nothing wrong with Apple as a name. Our 5 year old border collie is named Apple. Althought the poor thing seems to have developed a bit of a complex about having a human name ever since that celebrity kid came along.

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AndrewScott
01/25/2006

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 4

And Gwyneth's got a second one on the way. Everybody wants to know, will it be a Banana or a Grapefruit?

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CanadaSucks
01/25/2006

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 4

. . .that kid is headed straight for the shrink's couch and will pay at least $500 an hour. . .

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CherrySoda99
01/25/2006

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin) 4

Do you think they had food on their mind by any chance?

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