they treat their employees like dogs and treat the customers worse

Jessica Simpson is hot, but my fantasies with her have nothing to do with greasy, cheese-filled crust. The Miss Piggy one was even worse. I am so thoroughly annoyed by every aspect of Miss Piggy's existence that I can't even begin to explain it. But I will say to Rhapsody that Jessica Simpson has been doing Pizza Hut commercials for some time now, so it's not the end of her career... Just close to it.

You know your career is dead when your newest project is a pizza commercial. How incredibly dumb. I felt bad for the Muppets who had to appear with her.

Jessica Simpson pimping "Cheesy Bites" for worked well enough for me. So now, whenever I think "cheesy" and "bites", I'll be sure to pick up a Jessica Simpson CD.

Jessica Simpson would need to undo a couple buttons to make this commercial worthwhile.