Being a prime number you might as go to hell with it and call him 2(to the power of)230402457-1. That ought to get the teachers attention.

I would not be able to imagine (had I not read Wavebacker's entry) what the inspiration would be for this. More specifically, I would ask myself upon originally hearing this child's name, what did the poor kid do to deserve this? Crappy name. Something I would expect from Frank Zappa except zuchinibut can't be him because he's dead. One word of advice regarding this one: Don't.

Seven does sound alright, but that number doesn't have any significance for me or my wife. And I don't know if I want to share the same rationale for naming my kid as George Costanza.

Inspired by an episode of Seinfeld, Seven sounds like a coolish name. Would get all kinda questions and jokes about it. Would take some explanations, but if you've had a number of kids already, why not?