All I can say is Oh My God, what the heck is wrong with you? Are you serious? Do you hate your child. He will be ridiculed and beat up, probably, for his whole childhood. He may endure ridicule and embarrassment for his whole life. Lets get a grip on reality. Its like when hippies named their children Freedom, or Rainbow. We all want our children to be chips off the old block, but lets not give them hurt and torment for our crazy ideas. Kids can be harsh and cruel. Don't subject your child to this nonsense.

He'd be on the right track for a succesful career in comedy. Or maybe the porn industry!

I think this name would leave scars.

I believe no other person has ever had Zuchinibut on their birth certificate, so this would definitely be unique. And Zuc was a pretty great nickname that I had in high school. However it might be hard for a youngster name Zuchinibut to explain that his name doesn't have anything to do with a vegetable and his ass.

Yeah, great choice !

Maybe if he ever joins RIA this would work... probably not a good choice for the real world.