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amcs4444
01/26/2009

Farting 5

What are you CRAZY, Farting is the Worlds FAVORITE PASSTIME! It's FUN, FURIOUS, FRAGRANT and FREE!!! In todays economy where can you find a better deal than that!

Sincerely,
Sir Farts Alot

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irishgit
12/18/2008

Farting 3

Farting itself isn't a bad habit, but barking one out in a crowded elevator is.

And demonstrating you're ability to play the Brandenburg Concerto on your colon might have amused your frat buddies, but it loses a certain cachet in the real world.  

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FranksWildYear s
12/18/2008

Farting 3

I don't know if I'd call it a habit, per se.  But good etiquette should be practiced when nature calls.  The party afflicted should be discreet.  Whenever possible they should vacate the area before the offense not after.  When that is not possible exercise a little restraint.  I also helps if you can do it in a manner that leaves it undetectable as to who actually cut the cheese.  This causes everyone to pretend that they didn't even notice it, for fear of being identified as "he who smelled it..."

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krazedkat
12/16/2008

Farting 5

Its natural and NOTHING to be embarassed about :D..

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uncnc08
12/15/2008

Farting 1

I don't care if this sh*t is natural or not..this is gross and disgusting !

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Garo
01/06/2008

Farting 1

Farting is completly natural. Not a habit, but something we need to do to stay healthy. If your digestive system is working properly your going to get gas. So yeah im with zuch. If your gonna let it go, at least get a safe distance...

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drkseph
01/05/2008

Farting 1

If ya gotta let it rip let it roar.

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zuchinibut
01/05/2008

Farting 1

A habit is something you can control. Shopping too much, drinking, and lieing are bad habits. Farts just happen. Of course farting inappropriately could be a bad habit, but farts in general are just a function of nature.

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ROCKTRAIN69
01/05/2008

Farting 5

It's not a bad habit, If you do it in front of your date time and time again, then yes. It's only natural, If you did not fart, you would blow up like a blimp and explode, men fart, girls poot.  ( I had to write this..LOLOL)

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MissPackRat4Je sus
09/14/2007

Farting 3

What won't wash with me is when someone says, "Mine doesn't stink."

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LadyJesusFan77 7
09/14/2007

Farting 3

I heard somebody say one time that they never did it.  Lying's a bad habit, too.

Flatulence is a perfectly normal body function that everyone does.

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blue47
08/08/2007

Farting 5

bad if only in church

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Twitchin' Monkey
07/02/2007

Farting 2

bad habit? nah... i can understand it being irritating to others, but live with my stomach for a year or two, and see how well you do at holding them in on the way home from a restaraunt.

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mattyk
07/02/2007

Farting 1

lol we really do rate it all

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Yogurt
06/05/2007

Farting 5

That isn't a habit.

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caphillsea77
04/25/2007

Farting 3

the worst ones are the silent but deadly farts. Sniff sniff, NASTY! who farted?

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jgls
04/25/2007

Farting 5

breaking wind is one of the most pleasurable experiences on earth, somewhere between orgasm and listening to good music.

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XAgent
04/24/2007

Farting 3

Watch for the silent but deadly types.

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doobiesNhof
04/23/2007

Farting 5

All I can say about farting is...

...COVER YOUR NOSE CAUSE THAR SHE BLOWS!!! 

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Randyman
04/23/2007

Farting 3

Let's face it, this is an unavoidable fact of life. If you are alive and you eat food, drink a little beer, you are eventually going to rip one off. The bad habit is not the farting itself but the inability or lack of self control. There is a time and a place for it friends.

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Victor83
03/16/2007

Farting 1

There are some strange definitions of "habit" on this list.

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928S4GOD
03/16/2007

Farting 4

Yes, it is a bodily function, but so is ejaculaiton, if you ejaculate in public, I'm sure SOMEONE will take offense.

I will not argue that there are times where it is unavoidable, but even though it is a bodily function, there is a mature way to handle it.

If you're just watchin' the game with the guys, let it go, but be aware of your audience.

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93century
04/28/2006

Farting 3

A few weeks ago i farted on my buddy Steve's pool stick, and handed it back to him! LOL!

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JohnSpina
02/25/2006

Farting 2

Did you hear about the guy who passed gas 5 times?After the 5th time,some wit screamed:Hang up the phone!Some ass keeps calling.

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oscargamblesfr o
02/15/2006

Farting 3

You are correct gatiw. It is indeed smelly, often noisy, and rude. Funny when you're 9 though. And not to be puerile, but it's better to fart in your pants than...

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gatiw
02/15/2006

Farting 1

It is noisy and smells bad. It is very inconsiderate.

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