Don't bother brushing off the corner's blue, you're not calling them anyway 5

Nice simple and leaves a sting. As someone who has umpired and played, I know how it is on both ends. I'm torn when I hear these, in some ways I'm thinking wow thats a good one, (or bad one as case may be) and in some ways I'm thinking ouch that hurts. If you wanna get a rise out of an umpire I would say this would work.