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Item added by Drummond. Added on 02/19/2006
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FranksWildYear s
07/30/2009

Sexual intercourse 1

Let me guess, an unfettered Obama in charge of the White House and the Senate and Congress is going to outlaw this too.  Or at least tax the hell out of it.

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irishgit
01/16/2009

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I'm in serious trouble here. I'm certainly glad the law enforcements types in Georgia were eating donuts and too busy to bother the last time I was in Atlanta, or I'd have been screwed. Twice.

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Erinlove
01/13/2009

Sexual intercourse 1

Uh oh sexual intercourse is illegal now? I am not sure how many counts of sexual intercourse I have against me. But I am going away for a long long time. Even though I wore a ski mask and told my partners my name is Chico, I am bound to get caught eventually.. But since the act is generally done naked, I can at least tell if he is wearing a wire.

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lix
10/28/2008

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Some people should deffinately be prohibited from engaging in sexual intercourse unless it's (a) done in the privacy of their own cage (b) both people are fixed within an inch of their lives and there's absolutely no hope there could be child born that would be influenced by their redumbdancy.

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Ridgewalker
10/27/2008

Sexual intercourse 1

I've slayed a few women....but I never got arrested for it...

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Randyman
02/21/2006

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???..............Thanks, for the update, Drummond. It still gets a one, but at least now I understand.

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Drummond
02/21/2006

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Updating for all the confusion. Really guys, if you just read the posts, you won't be confused! In some states you're breaking the law if you are single and you have sex with another person. Period. Doesn't matter if the partner is an adult, of opposite gender, alive, completely willing, or otherwise. You have to be married to have sex, or it's a crime. Georgia for instance punishes premarital sex with a fine of up to $1000.00 and a year in the slammer. And to make matters more ridiculous, several states have laws making it a crime for unmarried couples to live together if they're having sex on a regular basis. Apparently, it's okay if you only have sex every once in a while.

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numbah16tdhaha
02/21/2006

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I'll second the confusion.

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edt4
02/21/2006

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I think it was writer Andrea Dworkin who equated any form of sexual intercourse with rape...

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cablejockey
02/21/2006

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I think its only illegal if your'e enjoying it. But seriously folks--how did this get on the 'illegal' list?

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Andrew Gilmore
02/21/2006

Sexual intercourse 1

Since when is the origin of life illegel? I thought the Puritans were a defunct society.

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frogio
02/20/2006

Sexual intercourse 2

Just don't tell my wife...she'll only use for another excuse.

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oscargamblesfr o
02/20/2006

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Antiquated and ridiculous state law that Drummond has mentioned, although I don't live in Georgia I do have relatives from there... though I don't think my girlfriend and I would consider moving there- try as I might, I just can't picture Sheriff Lobo or Roscoe Pekoe Trane (sp?) kicking down our door some night... p.s. hey Drummond does this apply in Indiana too?

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zuchinibut
02/20/2006

Sexual intercourse 1

Sex between two consenting adults should be permissable if there are not any other offenses being committed.

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