Consensual or non-consensual?

Or as it is known on many campuses- "Sex with a girl from BYU."

 "Honey, I'm sorry, did I just snap off your leg again? Ah, don't move, I want to take a picture... And they said Goth wasn't a slippery slope.   Dust to dust, baby, dust to dust.... "

Unless you're a vampire.. and even then I'd say it's time to put your hands up and step away from the dead body. 

She's not my cadaver, you can 'ave 'er.

A friend of mine jokingly referred to this as "cracking open a cold one."

Dead subject.

Are you ready for a tasteless joke? If not, go to another posting. The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant room. "I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her." The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's daughter at his side. The next morning he asked for his bill. "It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said. "Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said. "Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today."

Anyone who does this needs a full frontal lobotomy.

I doubt that these laws actually do much as far as inhibiting such a thing, but I suppose it's somewhat reassuring that at least we can put these people behind bars when we discover what they've been up to. How would you like this person for a cell mate, though? "What are you in for?" "Necrophilia, so don't mess with me!" Scary stuff, man.

At times in my life I have, admittedly, shown low standards, but I have always felt that the best partners are the ones who can present a pulse. Although, upon reflection, I suppose that those without are far less likely to complain if they deem your performance to be mediocre.

Absolutely necessary not just in the interest of the dignity of the deceased, but also in the interest of the well-being family of the deceased. Having sex with a corpose is outlawed in several states, including Georgia where you can get up to 10 years, potentially more than some rapes of living people which is kind of bizarre. Indiana makes it a felony even if you merely open the coffin with the intent to molest the occupant, even if you don't get around to it. Fine and good, but how would you prove it? Updating for Stark Truth: Ahh, I should clarify. The rating is for the laws. So essentially, you rated that the laws against necrophilia are absolutely ridiculous. I did explain it in the list intro.

I hate to sound like some far right wing idiot, but this activity is the spawn of the devil. i dont think I've said that about too many things at all.

Always reminds me of "Weekend at Bernie's". It provided us all with a new sense of being a stiff.

PLanetary Gear - perhaps it is just the effect you have on the ladies??

When I think back on some of the women I dated in college, it occurs to me that I might have actually been guilty of this one...