 | GenghisTheHun (168)
09/29/2007 | I had to laugh when the Peoples Republic of Minnesota, the PROM, elected Jesse Ventura over the Baby Hump, Hubert Humphrey, Jr. or the III, whatever he was.
The Baby Hump was just flat stupid, and everyone knew it. Without his name, he would have had a great career in motel manangement or some other challenging occupation.
Jesse did a good job in spite of the efforts of the media to paint him as a buffoon.
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 | jgls (12)
09/29/2007 | when he was elected i thought he would be a joke, but he turned out to be a reasonable, competent governor.
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 | SZinHonshu (44)
02/26/2006 | CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT AS AN ACTOR:
In "Predator" starring Arnold Schwarzenegger (sp?): Telling the other members of his Special Forces unit (as they were heading into harm's way in Central America) that they were "a bunch of slack jawed faggots" for not accepting his offer of chewing tobacco.
CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT AS A POLITICIAN:
At a Question and Answer Session at a Minnesota college while campaigning for Governor: Informing a young woman that "I didn't tell you to have children before getting married," when she asked him what he planned to do to assist single mothers who are trying to complete their educations.
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 | oscargamblesfro (76)
02/26/2006 | CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT AS A WRESTLER:
In one of the early Wrestlemanias, Alice Cooper was a guest referee, and Ventura quipped "Looks like Alice has been spending a lot of time at the gym!"
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