Someone once asked Chuck Norris: "Hey Chuck..did you know that a slang term for "vomit" was "UpCHUCK"?
Chuck responded by vomiting on the guy with such ferocity that the poor shmucks skin melted off his skeleton..but not before Chuck tore his stomach from his body with his index finger alone and said "Noone compares Chuck Norris to vomit..NOONE!"
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