While you're at it tie it in to a new Ohio State Television Network, and broadcast the executions.

I guarantee ratings you've never seen the like of.

I am partial to breaking at the wheel and drawing and quartering.

We could have all drawing and quartering sessions at half time during the Ohio State-Michigan game. We would get four tractors and place them at four corners of the stadium. We would tie stout cables to the four limbs of the condemned and then to said four tractors.

The Governor of Ohio would drive the first tractor, the President of Ohio State, the second, the OSU quarterback the third, and finally, the chief administrator of the Board of Regents the fourth.

The referee of the ball game would fire the starting pistol and then viola. Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines! I imagine we could get two or three executions done during the half.

We'd have to get the Columbus Fire Department in there to hose down the place between executions, but that is a mere detail.

Did you know the guy who invented the guillotine also died by it? And don't get me started on King Louis the 16th of France, sentanced to death in a loop hole in his own law. Careful Gov, this could happen to you.