kraduate 10/09/2009
Wow. I would never even think of doing this. I know my company checks resumes, I hear people lie on resumes all the time. Why? Lies like this will come back to bite you in the ass.
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donnareid174 09/26/2009
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Chalky 04/05/2009
Lie on my resume? No way!! In fact, with every resume I send out, I like to include a pair of 3D Glasses issued by John McCain sunglasses. That's right potential employers are blown away when they put on the JM 3D glasses when they look at my resume. Employers go through a visual-hellish experience that even Timothy Leary or Timbuk 3 couldn't imagine. In fact, each pair of 3D glasses is further enhanced by the John McCain autograph on the left and right lens.
sk4u2009 03/23/2009
Nope, always afraid i will get caught
GenghisTheHun 09/03/2008
Aside from being Secretary of State in the Carter Administration, I am usually fairly truthful.
Cherol 08/20/2008
haha at one point it needed a little padding. Some fibbing involved but nothing out there. Not much need for that anymore.
Meghan861 08/08/2008
Maybe... exagerrate....
Falling 4 HIM♥ 08/06/2008
I haven't ever had to make one.
jamie566 08/05/2008
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~*Kevin & Ethans Mom*~ 08/05/2008
A little embelishment never hurts
ValkyrieVoice 08/04/2008
I think the appropriate term would be "embellish".
Datz ChiNkzz 2 Uu, BaBii BoO! 08/03/2008
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zuchinibut 08/02/2008
Never lied on a resume. I have no intention of fooling anybody to think something about me I am not.
Hiedi 08/02/2008
I have never made one
Damn it, its me ?! Wayne(fc/gngr) 08/01/2008
lol
REBECCA822 08/01/2008
No comment
Paula5816 07/29/2008
NOPE, I am what I am, said POPEYE...take it or leave it
MoonRayne707 07/29/2008
more like exaggerate
KRISTYN718 07/29/2008
nope...no lies here...it is way to easy to find out the truth believe it or not
Astromike 07/28/2008
They pretty expect you to lie a little lol. Or maybe just stretch the truth lol. Resumes are made to butter yourself up. I admit I have done it more then once. Only stuff like periods of unemployment, and guess what, I got the job. lol I think the majority of us at sometime or other have lied about something on our resumes. Not that I preach it.
~BRENDA~ 07/28/2008
I wouldn't lie on a resume! Who puts their lie's down on paper!
*~Jennifer~* 07/27/2008
No way...that can only get you into trouble.
Alyse 07/27/2008
Never had a resume so why lie.And I wouldnt anyways because I think they would find out if I did something bad that I said I was good at.
Brenden 07/26/2008
I don't care what higher ups think about me.
FranksWildYear s 07/25/2008
Nobody lies about my resume, (except maybe me).
CanadaSucks 07/25/2008
I'm too arrogant. If someone has a better resume than me and is a better interview than I don't deserve the job. Never saw the point in lying on a resume.
Lauramanaen 07/25/2008
I have never lied on my resume but I have known some people who have
Im Paranoid Im In The Void Haunted By Insecurity 07/24/2008
Randyman 03/08/2007
This is probably the one time where you are almost expected to, if not lie, than at least embellish your qualifications and experience. Never put down anything that you can't back up, because you just never know when you'll be called to produce.
LastMessenger3 01/22/2007
It's not lieing , it's making the truth a little bit too colorful and no I haven't had to do that.
numbah16tdhaha 03/05/2006
I've very mildly overstated the power I had, but only by omiting that all my whims needed approval from others.
Bird808 03/03/2006
The reason is usually because the person is either not qualified enough for the job or hasn't gained enough experience and when the latter happens I often have to ask prospective employers that they have to start somewhere so why not be the first to let them have that experience?
souljunkie 03/03/2006
Oh come on folks....I will rearrange, extend time at certian jobs, add skill set to certian jobs...do whatever I need to do to be prepared for the specific interview. I will do the homework needed so that all the questioning in the world is prepared for too so I dont seem like I'm searching for answers. In my world your using your skills of communication and perception to get a job. Lying on a resume or a interview to an extent is neccessary in most cases. Its one of those grey areas that you experience in life. When Ive got the job afterwards (I remember twice in 30 years not getting offers based on 2nd interview and never have failed to get a 2nd interview) I dont feel That I really lied, I feel like I "aced" an interview and was awarded the job because of it. Im in Sales I sell myself, and selling is rarely about the total truth, it is about perceptions.
frogio 03/02/2006
Interviewer: So, I see here you went to Brown. So Did I! Frogio: Gee, uh, wow...cool.. Interviewer: Do you remember our ol' motto. Frogio: Ummm...What can Brown do for you? Interviewer: OK, then..let's just keep this resume on file... Frogio: (Damn it. I should have said Stanford. Anybody with a tree for a mascot can't be all that bright)
HistoryFan 03/02/2006
Unfortunately, this happens and eventually, it will come back to bite someone in the butt.
trebon1038 03/02/2006
Never really needed a resume, in my line of work you get jobs by word of mouth. You leave one place for another in the same business. Its a tight knit group of people for the most part.
Vudija 03/02/2006
I just posted about this; saying that I needed to "re-think my resume" and for clarification, I certainly didn't mean I would outright lie on it. I simply meant that I would mark which jobs were temp. jobs so they would understand why I was only employed for a month. I think that lying on your resume is terrible
BlueOrchid 03/02/2006
Horrible thing to do.
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