I wouldn't even go to a casino. Casinos smell like cigarettes, and it's really depressing to see old people in a trance at the gaming machines. Here's a great quote from Vegas Vacation: "You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"

Ok, so here's the thing........ we go...... and almost always walk out broke...... so if i win, i pocket half of my winnings.......... and then when we leave, he's broke, i'm not :D

Well, I don't gamble, so let's just skip that, okay?

It seems like I won more and lost less as time goes on.

i cant go to a casino yet.

Haven't went to a casino

I have no problem saying i didnt win big. I dont play big, i dont like gambling and casinos much at all!

I don't gamble

I suck at it anyways... i don't like handing over my money...

I woudn't know I never been to one.

I never go so there is nothing to lie about

I don't go to casinos. I've only been to one and that was once. Too expensive to play, let alone lie about the experience at all.

I never go....

Mainly because I don't go to casinos.

I have only been to a casino three times...and I didn't beat the dealer or lose my shorts....

never been actually...but I made a killing at the play ones in daytona! like 5,000 tokens on one!

I usually have great success on the nickel slots

What a weird thing to lie about....

Never been in one,dont want to go to one..so no I wouldnt lie..plus why lie about how much I won..Ill straight up tell you man I didnt win a damn thing or tell you how much I did.

I guess people would say they did great instead of admitting that they just lost a bundle.

I have no desire to even go to a casino, no use in lying about it.

My standard answer, if this question is asked, and no matter how I did, is:

"I did ok."

Reminds me of the old joke about the horseplayer who goes to the track and places a two dollar bet on the first race and wins. He continues the parlay the bet, winning each race, until the final race is called, and he is up $100,000. Figuring its his lucky day, he puts all his winnings on the horse of his choice, which finishes dead last.

When he gets home his wife says "How'd you do at the track, honey."

He answers "I lost a couple of bucks"

"Hey mom, can i have some money for gas?"

I only play slots and usually come out either even or just a little ahead. Know someone though who failed to tell Uncle Sam about that jackpot a few years ago and he is still paying for it!

I wouldn't tell anybody if I won anything. (what jackpot?)