CanadaSucks 07/07/2009
Not fast enough to avoid the shotgun, the oven, and then the digestive tract of uncle Willard.
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FranksWildYear s 07/07/2009
Steroids have really ruined the Olympics.
Victor83 07/06/2009
Put a male turkey in a field with Barney Frank, and I bet he could do 40.
LadyJesusFan77 7 07/06/2009
Better learn to run a little faster than that if they don't want to end up on someone's table for Thanksgiving.
Ridgewalker 07/06/2009
But, seriously...have any of you ever seen a dozen wild turkeys running from your approaching vehicle? Man...it's so Jurassic...
abichara 03/09/2006
Let's establish a new Thanksgiving tradition; turkey races!
AndrewScott 03/07/2006
Amazingly enough, turkeys can also run the government.
BlueOrchid 03/07/2006
Numbah's a turkey but he runs much faster!
numbah16tdhaha 03/07/2006
Not fast enough...
SZinHonshu 03/06/2006
Which, apparently, is not fast enought to avoid its fate on Thanksgiving.
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