A satyrical song (duh) that treats the old dope peddler as an old fashioned song might be written about an old candy store owner or grocer.
Some of the choice lyrics:
He gives the kids free samples
because he knows full well
that today's young innocent faces
will be tomorrow's clientele
Here's an end to all your troubles
Here's relief from all distress
It's the old dope peddler
Doing well, by doing best
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