Ahh beer, the essence of deliciousness. Sometimes I wish there were beer fountains instead of water fountains. Beer makes ugly chicks seem attractive and crazy ideas impressive. For example, Bush got re-elected-drink a beer. Nascar-you need beer to make this "sport" watchable. Boy do I love beer!

Supposedly, it contains properties other than alcohol that make it an aphrodisiac. Either way, you can't argue with the success that even plain guys have had with it.

Causes 'great drunk sex' or 'no sex'. . .

Inaccurate description. Beer is not an aphrodisiac. However, if consumed in proper quantities, it can cause you to refrain from showing the normal discretion/discrimination/good judgement that you might otherwise manifest, thereby ending in largely the same result as that caused by an aphrodisiac.

Just don't let that beer gut grow too big, or you won't be able to see what's going on.