asskickingboot s 03/29/2006
It's about the only thing I like about him! Yes, this 'stashe may make him look like a 70s porn star, but to be quite honest, it's hard to intimidate the opposition in the NFL. Anyone else notice how he has thrown for drastically less INTs since getting that manly thing on his face? Corners take one look at him and tremble! Lord forbid he grow a Chuck Norris beard to go with it, there'd be no stopping him!
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Djahuti 03/25/2006
Whats so horrible about 70s porn stars? I think the totally shaved ones of today look a lot wierder!!!
Ih8rateitall 03/24/2006
I think this is the hobo I gave $2.75. Jake, get a shave dude.
PlanetaryGear 03/24/2006
He kinda looks like a twink. I bet he has a pair of leather ass-less chaps hiding away somewhere ( not that there's anything wrong with that) .
kamylienne 03/23/2006
Oh, no no no no no . . . Then again, to be fair, I don't think he'd look all that much better WITHOUT it, either.
numbah16tdhaha 03/23/2006
Yes, even I, a shameless supporter of Jake, am going to throw out a healthy one for his "That's 70's Porno Stache" as I like to call it.
BlueOrchid 03/23/2006
God no. It's like a furry caterpillar on his face!
cutegurl 03/22/2006
Again, very bad, however Jake is a sports star and can get away with ugly and horrifying facial hair, numbah can't.
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