Believe it or not Garagerokker, I'm a right-wing conservative military type and I love my own facial hair. And Chuck is Chuck, he can do what he damn well pleases!

Trust me, he looks better with the beard. I seem to remember an old movie with a clean shaven Chuck fighting Bruce Lee, he looked a little simian-esque.

Chuck Norris did not grow his beard, because hair cannot grow on steel. There are three possible reasons explaining how Chuck Norris got his beard. 1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a bearded guy in the face so hard, the beard flew off him, and onto Chuck Norris. 2. Chuck Norris once got into a fight with an army of ninjas and decided to take one hair off each one he killed. 3. Chuck Norris once met a man with a particularly fine beard, and the beard decided it would look better on Chuck Norris.