The fantasy is hot (think Angelina Jolie in 'Bone Collector') But the reality is often disapointing.

Not usually. The real thing is normally too butchy for my tastes, especially after being detained at gunpoint by one a few years back, and the fantasy version, while it has its moments, is no great favorite of mine.

As long as its not like Sam Fuller of Ms. Congeniality 2!

Those chicks have huge muscles.

no...they are mean......and ugly here.

This doesn't do it for me. In my experience cops are largely a brain dead lot who are only fit for government employment. Particularly here in Los Angeles, I think they are marginally competent at best. Consequently, since I'm paying for them with my tax dollars I already feel like I'm getting screwed ... and not in a good way.

Yikes, does nothing for me. For instance, they tried to portray the female cop from The Police Academy Series as hot, but she was just frightening and manly. I agree with the reviewers that have pointed out that most of them aren't hot. I get the feeling that if you saw most female cops nude you'd be so shocked and appalled that your phallus would just SOMEHOW shrink back into a magical opening in your stomach, in a manner reminiscent of when the stockings creep back under the house that Dorothy landed on Oz in when she crushed the Wicked Witch of the East... that scared the sh** out of me when I was young, and this image has the same effect today..A resounding yuck 90% of the time.

We've got a few around here that make it tempting to speed just to get pulled over. There is a consent form I'm told where you can consent to a strip search by an officer of the opposite sex if you're in a hurry to be processed and nobody of your sex is available. Man, they should print those out and sell them in stationary stores!

Most cops don't look good, but a hot one with handcuffs? Fantastic!

Most of the female cops I see might make good gym teachers but dont do anything for me sexually.

I'll just let somebody else do the "busted" pun....or maybe I just deflated the joke....

. . .the fantasy begins like this: "You're under arrest. . .FOR BEING HOT!" (Cue 70's porno jazz. . .)