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 | irishgit (150)
05/09/2008 | What if your date drags you into the restaurant's womens washroom and latches the door with libidinous intent in her eye?
That would seem to cross a few of these categories, wouldn't it?
And then speed becomes an issue, because you don't want to be discourteous and make someone wait outside too long.
Lots of issues to consider here.
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 | BlueOrchid (43)
08/21/2006 | Can be mortifying for the man/boy who makes the mistake and entertaining for onlookers and even more enjoyable for the girls to kick his ass.
However, if done intentionally...tsk tsk, sicko!
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 | Molfan (60)
04/25/2006 | I did this once by accident. I was not paying attention and walked into the mens room. took me a second to register i was looking at urinals on the wall. thank goodness no men were using it. I left embarassed and hoping no one saw me go in.
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 | SZinHonshu (45)
04/19/2006 |  I did this yesterday. And intentionally! No, I'm not a pervert (and even if I am, this was unrelated to said mental orientation). I just needed to use the bathroom. I do this about two or three times a year when I'm in a public place, need to use the Mens Room and it is locked or competely occupied. I'll peer around, make sure no one is looking and then duck into the Ladies Room and quickly jump into a stall. In my experience, approximately 70% of the time a female is not present. And if she is, she has always been looking in another direction so she doesn't see the XY Chromosome Carrier make a beeline for the toilet. I then answer my call of nature, wait until I'm sure the bathroom is empty, and leave.
I always figured that if I ever got caught, I would just feign embarrassment and say I made a mistake.
Which brings me to the following question: How can women leave pee on the toilet seat? I can understand men doing it but females are shooting into the can at point blank range. How the hell do some of you wind up missing? I'd be interested in learning how this happens.
And I apologize to "The RIA Community" (that was a term I learned from Randyman) if this post falls into the category of "too much information".
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 | trebon1038 (65)
04/19/2006 | A friend and I did this totally by accident way back when. We were barely old enough to drink in NY state (it was 18 then) and we went to a not so great bar. The bathrooms were in the basement and not marked....oddly enough no one was the wiser!
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 | numbah16tdhaha (156)
04/19/2006 | If they can't prove you did it on purpose they can't arrest you. (numbah is going to hell)
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 | Vudija (98)
04/17/2006 | I'm with numbah, accidents happen. Now, if you stayed in there for 5 minutes, don't expect that this excuse to work...
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