This will do it. I once did the ultimate cliche, bad movie, dumb guy move one time. To this day, it is the most embarrassing moment of my life. I couldn't believe I actually said it! ME! How could it happen to me!? Ya'll know what I'm talking about yet? Yep, I did it. And it wasn't just another girls name.....................it was her little sister's! Oh God, I couldn't do anything but laugh. I was shocked! ME? The bad thing was, I HONESTLY (sware on my life) I had no feelings toward her sister. It was just something that inexplicably came out of my mouth. Of course, there was NO articulating this. Nothing I said came out right after that. She got mad (naturally), I tried to explain, by some blessing of God She let me finish (terribly awkward, but mushroom head is not something I am willing to go through again). I bumbled through poorly articulated explanations for a week. Finally, it became too awakward and we split. The whole neighborhood heard about it, and started saying I wanted her sister and stuff. Of course, that wasn't the case..........but there is no going back once you've done this. There is NO explaining. Trust me. I still look in the mirror sometimes, and feel weird about this one. Talk about red faced. I can't believe I'm that guy.

Yeah, this'll do it. If he's not sure, I think the guy's best bet is just to shut up and not say ANYTHING unless he has to.