ashleys 11/04/2009
Not bad at all when younger. And not bad today. I love his voice and song and dance. Listen to 'Before They Make Me Run' and 'You Don't Have to Mean It', among others and say you don't love Keith, voice, face, and all. Keith's great. So much more than a pretty face. But his face great. Perfectly, unmistakeably Keith. There is no other. And there never will be.
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minkey 11/02/2009
Looks like he sat in the Arizona sun for 50 years while chain smoking Lucky Strikes.
wolfmantip 08/25/2009
Yeah...He's Bad.
irishgit 11/03/2008
You really have to give those ancient Egyptian morticians credit for the work they did on this mummy, don't you think?
trebon1038 03/09/2008
Agreed with some others...probably wouldn't look so bad if he hadn't been ridden hard and put up wet....most of his bad looks are from the rough life he has led.
edt4 09/06/2007
I've said it before, but it never ceases to amaze me. Richards is a walking anti-drug advertisement. Seemingly overnight, he changed from an average-looking guy into Kharis the Mummy, and I think it has to be the heroin. Teenagers tend to be fixated on their looks, and maybe the most effective anti-drug commercial the DARE people, or a similar group, could devise would be pre-heroin and post-heroin photographs of Richards. Age alone can't account for such a dramatic physical transformation, in my opinion.
93century 08/15/2007
When i was little i remember watching my first Rolling Stones music video on MTV. The song was "Just waiting on a friend" if anyone remembers. As a kid i saw Keith Richards for the first time in that video, and im wondering "Boy does this guy look like he is on dope!". I just laughed years later after i heard what this female announcer on the radio said. She said "He took so many drugs it is surprising he is still alive!"
FranksWildYear s 08/15/2007
No fair putting a Zombie on the list with all of the other human contestants.
MariusQelDroma 07/23/2007
I figure three things will survive World War 3: twinkies, cockroaches, and Keith Richards.
rikadog 07/23/2007
He's death warmed up alright. I wonder what he takes to kick start himself in the morning..............
VirileVagabond 08/19/2006
As the other comments have noted, Keith Richards remains the poster-boy for ugly musicians who still manage more than their fair share of female groupies. The saddest part about Richards is that most of his ugliness is the result of self-infliction rather than birth, namely his history of substance abuse. The man simply looks like his been physically pickled. Keith Richards was born 18 December 1943 in Dartford, Kent, England.
jimfaust2 06/20/2006
His face looks like a road map! His face could BREAK a clock-not just stop it.
CastleBee 06/19/2006
One of the famous people I share a birth day with (not year, DAY). All I can think of when I see Keith Richards is what some comedian once said (and I paraphrase), if there is ever a nuclear holocaust after the smoke clears, I expect to see only a cockroach and Keith Richards standing. Rock on old, messed up guy - in some bizare way, you give us all hope!
drimzef 06/17/2006
He's looks like a rodent, a rat. Shifty dark eyes, sharp teeth. A face fit for horrormovies.
numbah16tdhaha 06/17/2006
Another butt ugly rock star. He would get no play without that occupation.
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