"Perhaps this is actually "I rode this" in a strange accent.
I suggest:
"The hot chick in the school bus... I rode this
The teacher in the classroom... I rode this
Yo mamma in my front room... I rode this
My horsie in the stable... I rode this" 

Update: it's a little erratic in terms of lyrical genius.
" You're the biggest choker since short dudes tried to dunk."
This line made me hoot. It's pretty damn funny, as well as true.
 Ya want to end the war on terror, but ya just a fool that make too many baseball errors"
"I used these words because they rhyme"

The only things I agree with on this list are this and the fact that white chicks don't have juiliciousy butts, whatever that means. The Bonds thing is vague... Oh for God's sake. All right. I'll end this review with the appropriate closing. Y'all.

As a sports columnist, this guy has Red Smith, Ring Lardner and Hughie Fullerton beat all to hell.....

A.Rod ya think ya cute but ya nothing but a punk. You're the biggest choker since short dudes tried to dunk. Ya want to end the war on terror, but ya just a fool that make too many baseball errors. Ya may be good, but ya aint great. Ya da biggest choker on the diamond plate. Ya care more bout' ya looks than ya do bout' baseball. "Ring" thats my cellphone I got to make a phone call.