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F#*k the online, virtual hatas!!(true story)

Item added by MomsandpopscallmeJoe. Added on 09/30/2006
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F#*k the online, virtual hatas!!(true story) 5

Okay, this happened earlier this week. I was on a site called craigslist.org Its a site if ya lookin' for a job or ya want to make friends. I posted a ad, "White playa lookin' for big booty black/puerto rican gurls for convo." So I figured thats it, no harm done right?? WRONG all the hatas felt the had to leave their two cents. For example
EMAIL:
Subject:I'm a white gurl.
-You are a wigger.

Subject:RE:White playa lookin' for big booty black/puerto rican gurls for convo.
-Stop waisting my time you fu##ing piece of s#*t

My response: You are the one sending me emails dumbass!! I dont even know you mayne so dont disrespect me like that.

Subject:RE:RE:White playa lookin' for big booty black/puerto rican gurls for convo.
-At least I have a high school diploma and a college education so f#*k you!

My response: Do you really have a college education?? If you really did have a college education, ya wouldnt troll my ad, since that is "sooo above you."

(I'm still waiting for that jerks reply. Hmmp, so much for college education!!)

I decided to make a poem to vent my anger...more like frustation cause' I dont understand some peeps. Im not making peeps read my craiglist ad, so sending me hate mail aint gonna accomplish nothing....

Yeah...
I said yeah....
One mo' time yeah....
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yay!!

F#*k the online, virtual hatas!!
why ya hatin' on me, shouldnt ya be masterbata??

I aint gonna trip and I aint gonna lie
the insults are mean, but a pimp aint gonna cry

dude on the left, says he has a great body
he rips on my poem and calls me somethin' that sounds a little potty

Random hata#1:You talk like a idiot
Me:Hey punk, why dont ya quit??

Random hata#2:Why you look like that??
Me:Cause that why I can attract the gurlies with the booties that are fat.

Random hata#3:Excuse me Vanilla Ice LOL
Me:Well I may be Vanilla Ice, but aren't you that gurl with the head lice??

Mayne f#$k the hatas mayne, whats a nasty email gonna do
Ya hatas keep on inspiring me, cause' I gots to always stay true

screw em' mayne...screw em' mayne...screw em' mayne...

Ending credits:
I wouldn't recommend going on craigslist.org its full of mean peeps, spammers, and escorts. Also the pick up lines the guys use are lame. Here's one that comes up to mind, one guy said
"Come over and watch the Raiders game, then give me oral."

^^Gee, that ad will attract a lot of females [sarcasm x10]

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