Momsandpopscal lmeJoe 09/30/2006
Okay, this happened earlier this week. I was on a site called craigslist.org Its a site if ya lookin' for a job or ya want to make friends. I posted a ad, "White playa lookin' for big booty black/puerto rican gurls for convo." So I figured thats it, no harm done right?? WRONG all the hatas felt the had to leave their two cents. For example EMAIL: Subject:I'm a white gurl. -You are a wigger. Subject:RE:White playa lookin' for big booty black/puerto rican gurls for convo. -Stop waisting my time you fu##ing piece of s#*t My response: You are the one sending me emails dumbass!! I dont even know you mayne so dont disrespect me like that. Subject:RE:RE:White playa lookin' for big booty black/puerto rican gurls for convo. -At least I have a high school diploma and a college education so f#*k you! My response: Do you really have a college education?? If you really did have a college education, ya wouldnt troll my ad, since that is "sooo above you." (I'm still waiting for that jerks reply. Hmmp, so much for college education!!) I decided to make a poem to vent my anger...more like frustation cause' I dont understand some peeps. Im not making peeps read my craiglist ad, so sending me hate mail aint gonna accomplish nothing.... Yeah... I said yeah.... One mo' time yeah.... yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yay!! F#*k the online, virtual hatas!! why ya hatin' on me, shouldnt ya be masterbata?? I aint gonna trip and I aint gonna lie the insults are mean, but a pimp aint gonna cry dude on the left, says he has a great body he rips on my poem and calls me somethin' that sounds a little potty Random hata#1:You talk like a idiot Me:Hey punk, why dont ya quit?? Random hata#2:Why you look like that?? Me:Cause that why I can attract the gurlies with the booties that are fat. Random hata#3:Excuse me Vanilla Ice LOL Me:Well I may be Vanilla Ice, but aren't you that gurl with the head lice?? Mayne f#$k the hatas mayne, whats a nasty email gonna do Ya hatas keep on inspiring me, cause' I gots to always stay true screw em' mayne...screw em' mayne...screw em' mayne... Ending credits: I wouldn't recommend going on craigslist.org its full of mean peeps, spammers, and escorts. Also the pick up lines the guys use are lame. Here's one that comes up to mind, one guy said "Come over and watch the Raiders game, then give me oral." ^^Gee, that ad will attract a lot of females [sarcasm x10]
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