Mayne I just got delled.(Dell computer diss) 5

Scenario: Turn on computer, screen says "INSERT WINDOWS 2000 CD) I don't own a win2000 cd, so I'm screwed. Thats 55 dubs for that rip-off computer repair shop.

Scenario#2: Im surfin' on the web and the screen flashes black and white and it shuts off completely. Thats another 55 dubs for that rip-off computer repair shop.

Scenario#3: I think Im buying a dvd burner, but the computer repair guy tricks me buy callin' it a "dvd COMBO drive" a crap ass drive that struggles to even READ cds for crying out loud!! That set me back bout' 50 dubs.

Yo, does ya computer crash??

(it sure do!!)

Are ya tired of paying ya cash??

(yes i am!!)

Are ya tired of having to buy??
And the computer repair guy always lies

whats going on, why does my computer fail??
I just got...DELLED

I just got delled,

echo(I JUST GOT DELLED)

It just keeps on failing
the computer repair guy will get a bad letter in the mailing

Dell computers are designed to fail
I havent been this pissed since my i watched Waiting To Exhale.

Dell computers are designed to fail
I just got delled...delled....delled...delled...