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I dont wanna die, i wanna pimp forever...

Item added by MomsandpopscallmeJoe. Added on 10/03/2006
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reeny
11/03/2007

I dont wanna die, i wanna pimp forever... 1

don't think i'd wanna pimp forever. it would get old real fast. i would also have to keep buying pimp canes, and keep the garrish pimp suits and hats well stocked. too much work.

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Djahuti
10/05/2006

I dont wanna die, i wanna pimp forever... 2

Let's just clarify this "pimp" thing,Joe.Maybe it means something different to you,but to most Adults a "Pimp" is a punk who makes his money by using some poor woman as a prostitute.Not someone to admire,or something to aspire to.Maybe today it just means "one who gets over",which still implies dishonesty,not pulling ones own weight,and therefore still means a punk.That lifestyle,so glamorized on MTV and many movies,is the very one that can and more often than not will put you in an early grave.The whole "pimp" thing is also very demeaning of Women.If you want to have a real relationship with a real woman,you are going to have to respect her.She's not going to be your "B%$ch" or one of your "Hos" so you might as well get over that fantasy right now.I'm not trying to put you down,or disrespect you as a person.I just see that you are young and apparently confused,and I'm giving you my best advice as a much older guy who's been around the block and then some.

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I dont wanna die, i wanna pimp forever... 5

Im afraid of the present, I fear the past
Im afraid bout' my homegurl, I dont think this relationship will last

im not tryin' to sound like a bore...
but these 4 things is what everybody lookin' for...

L-Love mayne, who dont want love??
Love is the best, its sent from the one above..

O-Open minded gurl mayne, thats what i need
I need a good gurl...ya know somebody that got my back yes indeed

V-A need a gurl that i can get Very, Very close to
A need somebody that i can call my boo

E-Excitment, this is what why we all lookin'
ya know somebody thats energetic, and likes some home cookin...

I dont wanna die, i wanna pimp forever
i dont wanna go away, i wanna stay cute and clever
i will strongly face any endeavor
My name is Joe, but some peeps think I look like some guy named Trevor...

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