Scream Awards 1

I had committed some misfeasance, malfeasance, or nonfeasance, I now don't recall, last fall, and Martha sentenced me to stay home rather than go to Murphy's Strip Bar and Armenian Grill to hang out. I was clicking through the television galaxy and ran on this show, on the Sci Fi Channel, I think. I saw a gaggle of goomers waxing eloquent on as bad a set of cinema entries as I had ever seen. There were loads of sequels and remakes and retreads. You know what that means. If you see this come to a channel near you, please run out of the house, screaming, of course.