 | Flick01 (71)
10/18/2006 | Three old men, ages 80, 85, and 90 are sitting on a park bench discussing bathroom chores. The 80 year old says "I just can't seem to pee any more. I stand there and I push but all I get is a little trickle and a lot of gas." The 85 year old says "You think that's bad? I can't crap. I sit there for hours reading books, doing crossword puzzles, listening to the radio but for the life of me I just can't take a good healthy crap any more." The 90 year old smiles and says. "He he he..... every morning at 7 O'clock I pee..... every morning at 8 O'clock I crap!" Then with a sigh he says "Now if I could just wake up before nine, everything would be okay."
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 | SharonParry (42)
10/17/2006 | I was a nurse assistant for many years and this one is the one I think they were always embarrassed about. In most cases it's because the bladder drops after awhile and most people don't take care of it with a simple operation to lift it back up. It is also, in my oppinion, the one most neglected by the nursing home staff. Those are the ones who need to be ashamed of themselves, not the people with the incontinence problem.
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