 | GoinDownSlow (23)
09/11/2007 | Just found out I'm "Glucose Intolerant". Get in line. I'm a pretty intolerant guy. My ass has been draggin' for a few months but the doc thought that had something to do with the fact that I'm a lazy shit or hypothyroidism (sub-clinical).
Chances of me getting diabetes are roughly twenty percent, assuming I keep the same regimen I currently employ. Pretty good oods considering my ma has type 2 and my sister is already getting hit hard.
This is fun though. I quit drinking and I'm in worse shape than when I was sweeping the sidewalks with my face (actually, I'm in great shape. I just like bitchin'). Ironically, my liver's in fine condition. They need to clone that organ.
Let this be a lesson to you youngin's out there. Drink till you drop, smoke cartons of butts, eat fatty foods and treat your body like shit. You'll outlast us all...
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 | CastleBee (81)
10/17/2006 | A nasty disease to be sure. But, keep in mind - this is not necessarily going to happen to you. There are many factors involved in contracting Type 2 - two of which are weight and a family history. In many cases it can be prevented and/or controlled.
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