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Juan Valdez

Spokesperson for National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia, since 1959. Played by José F. Duval, Carlos Sánchez, and Carlos Castañeda, and voiced by Norman Rose.
Item added by Jamie McBain. Added on 10/29/2006
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40 Reviews

CastleBee
07/16/2009

Juan Valdez 5

Yeah, Juan was a pretty okay and very together guy. I certainly didn't think of him as doing anything at all degrading; I figured the donkeys were actually practical given the isolated terrain. His clothes were simple but - damn - who expects him to wear a 3 piece suit to gather coffee beans? Actually, the guy seemed really dignified and wise - like someone whose opinion (about coffee, local cuisine, or good beer) I would respect. I dub it a highly successful campaign.

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GoinDownSlow
07/15/2009

Juan Valdez 4

Traded in Conchita for a Cessna 206 and is now running drugs between Columbia and the Aluetian Islands. Uses purified used cooking oil for fuel as per EPA regulations.

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kjinvest
07/08/2009

Juan Valdez 5

I trust Juan, I really do. :)

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sk4u2009
06/24/2009

Juan Valdez 3

he is kinda funny.....

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Doctor of Madness
06/22/2009

Juan Valdez 3

If you've seen Juan, you've seen them all!

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CanadaSucks
06/21/2009

Juan Valdez 5

One of the great racist advertising anachronisms I remember from my childhood. . ."Look kids- Juan loves getting on his stone-age mule and making sure whiteys have ONLY THE BEST coffee for you to enjoy!" It's so bizarre I just have to give it a five. It's made even more bizarre due to the rough-and-tumble history of coffee growing and how it really affects local economies. . .

Locals (I'm sure) aren't smiling and happy that the fruits of their (difficult) labor wind up in the warm and comfortable mug sitting in senor CS's air-conditioned house. . .

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AndrewT
06/19/2009

Juan Valdez 3

Good in the day. Passe now.

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jaywilton
06/19/2009

Juan Valdez 5

Whatever happened to..?

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FranksWildYear s
06/19/2009

Juan Valdez 3

I've always suspected he's up to something more than just schlepping coffee off those mountains. I think the bails on his burro are full of blue jeans.

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Mathew Russo
06/18/2009

Juan Valdez 3

Oh wow. I don't drink coffee, I guess I'm really screwed here. Hot Chocolate anyone?

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Astromike
06/18/2009

Juan Valdez 2

I cant really rate him I dont know him. He could be a jerk for all I know.

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Gris
06/18/2009

Juan Valdez 5

Proof that Colombians can Import more than Coke.
;-P

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edt4
06/18/2009

Juan Valdez 3

I always suspected that mule had something stashed in the bags beside coffee. How else was Juan able to cover so much distance in so little time?

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lnent
06/18/2009

Juan Valdez 3

who?

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fb1047780084
12/21/2008

Juan Valdez 3

huh?

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If i were wise
08/18/2008

Juan Valdez 1

Juan Valdez-terrible

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Juan Valdez 3

Repetitve

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4evaluvsweet72
07/04/2008

Juan Valdez 1

never heard of it

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The Warners
06/20/2008

Juan Valdez 2

old school

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Wendyvine
06/17/2008

Juan Valdez 5

You go Juan!!

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Jennifer132
06/11/2008

Juan Valdez 4

DONKEY!

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myspace-387493239
06/09/2008

Juan Valdez 4

good taste, as long as its made "right" - which would be my opinion of how coffee should be brewed LOL :)

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Sabresbabe
06/08/2008

Juan Valdez 1

They are holding out on us!

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SOUTHERN BELLE
06/08/2008

Juan Valdez 3

UMM NEVER HEARD OF THE GUY! AND I LOVVVVVVE COFFEE! MUST NOT BE TO POPULAR

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myspace-378043537
06/05/2008

Juan Valdez 2

hes funny lookin

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Darbee
06/02/2008

Juan Valdez 4

picks no beans before their time

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GenghisTheHun
06/02/2008

Juan Valdez 3

I think poor Juan got shot by the cocaine gangs in Colombia. It's a rough territory.

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Dav & Ang
06/01/2008

Juan Valdez 1

1

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myspace-292524364
06/01/2008

Juan Valdez 5

I think he needs a promotion.

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g8rhoo
05/31/2008

Juan Valdez 3

What has Juan Valdez ever done to you?

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MIKEY D.
05/29/2008

Juan Valdez 5

yes he is numero uno

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Ted189
05/29/2008

Juan Valdez 3

but probably has cocain in it

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myspace-11926114
05/29/2008

Juan Valdez 4

Coffee growers are important

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myspace-185525382
05/28/2008

Juan Valdez 5

delish

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fb672736917
05/22/2008

Juan Valdez 4

love him... too bad the stuff in the cans with his face on them are half dirt & half ground coffee shrub.

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Automatt
05/21/2008

Juan Valdez 5

A hero. This guy picks all the coffee in Columbia with just the assistance of his burro. Seeing him at work must be like watching a swarm of locusts move across those coffee trees.

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trebon1038
05/20/2008

Juan Valdez 3

Yea, columbian is ok....as long as it is the arabic bean!!!!

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numbah16tdhaha
05/20/2008

Juan Valdez 5

Juan is pretty awesome. I'd take him over the Burger King showing up at my house in the morning for sure...

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irishgit
05/20/2008

Juan Valdez 5

  Juan Valdez is great, one of the longest lasting and best recognized creations of the advertising industry.

What is less well known is Pablo Valdez, Juan's little brother, who is the figurehead for Columbia's other major export to North America.  Unlike Juan, Pablo has no burro, but a 4x4 jeep with a supercharged hemi, and carries a sling of Ingrams on his quest to bring the product of the coca plant to eager consumers.

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magellan
05/20/2008

Juan Valdez 5

I love Juan Valdez. Is there a man on earth who loves coffee more? He wanders war torn Colombia with his donkey (burro?) in search of the perfect coffee bean for you and I to enjoy. I'd like to see him on the $20 bill.

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