At least in Hell they keep these people in cages.

Here we are, "Hell, no."

Yeah, except for the fact that the chubby chasers would like this.....

And you might want to ease up here. I think there's a few conservative reviewers on here who think Maggie Thatcher is hot.

And for guys like me, if these plug uglies are in cages, maybe the hotties are working the floor.

Does Hell have a pretty good bar? Otherwise, I don't know how I could stand this.

This must be the really bad section of hell.

Excuse me while I get on my knees and repent.

And those are just the male dancers...

i'm sorry, what a shitty way to discover a website

I don't know if that would necessarily be an "improvement" ~ but, you would definitely know where you are!

Never underestimate the F'ed up stuff that my mind can produce, kids. Even Satan thinks this is going too far... UPDATE: Should I seek help?

Well.  Guess it could be worse.  Instead of being in cages by themselves, you could be stuck in there with them.

that could make anyone voluntarily gouge their eyes out and then throw salt in their sockets

News Flash: and maybe some hot sauce

Oh Great! Now I'm going to have nightmares tonight!

The person who devised this scenario really needs psychological help! (chortle)

Rosie in a G-String, and Roseanne grabbing her crotch.............mmmmmm.........thinking.

MY EYES! MY EYES! I'm going blind...I'm going blind...argh!!!" -Al Bundy

No...Ann Coulter, Nancy Grace, Anna Nicole Smith, (overweight for a punishing effect), Dennis Rodman in drag, Boy George.

Oh God. Shoot me.

I don't care to see ANY cage dancers (regardless), but I certainly don't care to see any of THESE people...

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Actually I don't even think Satan could have thought of this one!

Where's Linda Tripp? Left behind to service the entertainment needs of Purgatory perhaps?

This is about the quickest route to turn a hard- on into a soft- on that one could ever imagine.

Five stars for one of the most bizarre listings I've seen in quite some time. . .where do you people spend your nights? This one has to be shown around the office. . .

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!!