OsagePony 09/05/2009
What have you against Emmitt Kelly?
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kat15lee 05/15/2009
I've always had this irrational hatred towards clowns.
scarletfeather 05/15/2009
Why do I have the feeling they'll be laughing at me, not with me?
irishgit 10/23/2008
So both houses of Congress are represented fully, I take it.
lmorovan 03/30/2008
You will not be laughing in Hell, no matter how many clowns you get there.
X Factor Z 11/20/2007
George Bush would love the company.
Broodinghen 05/15/2007
Perhaps some clowns are so creepy because they are just the kind of caricature that makes the mind itch and ache by depicting the ugly side of a truth. Humans tend to be mischievous fools and pretenders. Suppose its quite unpleasant to be reminded of this sad fact, as one is as human as the next man.
Besides, some clown makeups inscribe features of a skull on the face. Suppose the subconscious perceives these features, especially if the clown is bald, although the round red nose and the thick hair around the shining plate obscures them. This secret reminder of mortality, which cannot be avoided because it is perhaps not even consciously noticed, might be one of the reasons why some clowns are so creepy and / or offensively bothersome.
XAgent 03/24/2007
Clowns. Why did it have to be Clowns?
numbah16tdhaha 03/21/2007
Nothing is more demonic than clowns, kids. UPDATE: Can't sleep, clowns will eat me...
Humorbot 03/21/2007
Like the age old joke. "Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says "Does this taste funny to you?" And then the other says,"no actually it tastes a bit scary." yes.
Molfan 11/21/2006
could think of worse but clowns in my face all of the time. would be pretty bad. they can be creepy at times.
Vudija 11/20/2006
I'm not one of those phobia types, but the make-up, the smiles...they're simply creepy and un-natural. It'd be torture seeing them everyday, especially lots of them everyday
HistoryFan 11/20/2006
It's bad enough I get nightmares about John Wayne Gacy already.
Ventoux1 11/20/2006
Couldn't agree more. I hate clowns! Check out Ihateclowns.com for like-minded folks and some interesting garb, etc. The only good clown is a dead clown.
CanadaSucks 11/20/2006
The circus came to town when I was 5 and my mom took me to see the show. . .when the clowns came out I cried and shrieked. . .and my opinion hasn't improved several presidents later. . .
Mad Hatter 11/20/2006
Numbah, if I go here, your coming with me, you b*st*rd!!!
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